Nes’s Cafe

Just to balance the unfortunate experience of the previous reviewer; this greasy spoon is at the bottom of my road and I quite often pop in there for a late breakfast on a Saturday when my wife is away. I’ve never had any reason to complain. The proper coffee is really nice, the breakfast is no more nor no less than you would expect in such a place, and the people are always friendly. If you’re at the hospital and need a bite or a place to meet then you could do worse than Nes’s café.

Went there early-​ish on a Sunday morning before work with 3 buddies. Made our orders from the run of the mill greasy spoon menu. And we waited with our nicely over stewed tea for our food.
3 of us got our food in about 10 minutes. But our poor friend waited and waited. After 17 minutes they apologised and said they had to go to the shop to get mushrooms. At this point my mate got a bit pissed off cause she was due in for work. So after a mighty 27 minutes her food came looking a bit dried out and the mushrooms on the side not very cooked looking, kinda like they had been microwaved. This angered her so she did the whole «exucuse me, sorry but.. «thing saying how she would of just gone without and how she’s late now. Then as we were leaving the cook came over and started having a go at her about the standard and speed of his cooking. I watched this in disbelief and at this point dragged my mate out before she either cried or hit him.
Oh and the mustard in the «colemans» pot was not even English mustard.
The lady at the counter was nice. She gets two stars.