Kebab Zero

I would have given this 4 stars except I ate it when insanely famished after a day of traveling so it could have been that altering my opinion. It was good however meat was fresh with some crispy pieces. I would have liked a bit more veggies and sauce however.

Servers are rude and the Kabab is not that great. If you aren’t too drunk to care, find another place.

Just because the main clientele is drunken pricks doesn’t mean you can serve sxxt, but I guess that logic doesn’t hold up in reality. Have some water and go to bed instead. Your hungover will not be better from eating here.

While I would not say it is as badas other reviewers have claimed, I will say there were a lot of homeless panhandling outside the walk up. Ate there late on 27.12.12. Even if I were to stay in Shoreditch again (I won’t), I wouldn’t eat at Kebab Zero again. Food was meh, prices were high, and the area was questionable for safety.

I’ve definitely been THAT gobby drunk that strolls in demanding lamb kofte at 3am and it’s been a saviour for hateful drunk me when I’ve been out in soaking up the delights of Shoreditch.
I think for the amount off shouting drunkards the staff have to put up with they’re usually surprisingly chirpy and still manage to throw together some decent, greasy kebabs.
Just try not to loiter around outside stuffing your face because you will probably end up getting into a random argument with the sleaze balls piling out of the strip club round the corner.
But still, I salute you Kebab Zero!

Awww c’mon Kebab Zero: I am not a Shoreditch twat so why must you treat me like one?
Sure it’s been said already here, but there’s a reason ‘zero’ is in the name of this place. Yeech. Helpful hint: if you’re drunk and the drunk food you’re eating STILL tastes awful and then you stumble from the place without finishing your meal wishing you’d never been born… it’s probably a one-​star experience.
Sure they’ll continue to be the most profitable kebab shop in Shoreditch due to their location, but do yourself a favour and claw off your taste buds before going in here. Or you could just walk ½ a block to the other options.

I am so glad I am so over this place, and generally eating on the early hours after a night out. There was a phase when I graved food so badly that my legs would not move towards home before I had some greasy treat on my hands. What a disgrace.
During that time this simple kebab place was more than often on my way. The bright lights hurt my eyes and I would have cooked a proper dinner at home during the time I spend queuing. Food is very mediocre but that is why you hardly ever see here no one during the day. After few drinks, who cares about taste or quality? It is all about size and calories and satisfying you hunger.

This place is like the international conference room for all the reprobates and kebab eating lowlifes of the world to come together and swap tips on the most effective way to shank someone without getting too much blood on your tracksuit and dispose of the body without getting found out. I think the answer to this problem may have been provided by the staff of Kebab zero. Simply wear a dirty apron with so many stains on it that no-​one will notice the tell tale blood spatters, hack up the body, turn it into a doner kebab and sell it to people, who in all honesty, deserve what they get.
To be fair though, when my friend got beaten up by patrons of Kebab Zero, the staff did call the police before locking the door and watching the attack through the window. Also, as kebabs go, I wouldn’t say that Kebab Zero’s offerings are any worse than the other skanky establishments lining the high street. Drunk people really don’t care what they eat as long as it comes wrapped in a paper bag saturated with grease and various sauces and looks as much like a tumor as possible. Those, as far as I know are my drunken requirements and Kebab Zero really does deliver on this. Their chips with garlic and chili sauce are a welcome companion at the bus stop of doom on Shoreditch high street and I for one have received more than a few admiring glances and even some timid requests for a chip whilst standing here waiting for the 149.
Obviously this place is best avoided for health reasons, but so are tequila shots, cigarettes and class A drugs. It doesn’t stop everyone from doing them and then crying about it afterwards. If you want a dirty kebab, man up and deal with the consequences, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger and based on this I believe that Kebab Zero are providing a very necessary public service.

The only time I’ve come here is very late at night after a night out in one of the nearby bars in Shoreditch. The food is pretty standard as Kebab shops go, I have only tried the chips which are hard to get wrong I guess. It does get very busy when the pubs shut and you usually have some homeless people hanging outside.

I’m with you on this one Fred. I’m pretty sure I’ve only been here once — maybe twice — and it’s awful. Even with I’ve been on the booze.
There are a few places in the hood that just can’t get the kebab right — funny, I would’ve though it wasn’t that hard to muck up. But Kebab Zero prove it’s rather easy really.

Kebab Zero is one of my trusted Kebab places. Which is absolutely crucial — knowing a take away place in the middle of the night, starving from hunger. This little take away called Kebab Zero is the number one place to get a first-​rate Doner after all pub and clubs have closed.
Placed at the corner of Hackney Road, opposite Shoreditch Church has a high turn around every night, considering the people queuing up for it. Back before that stretch became trendy, and when people were generally cautious to go down there unless they were drunk, it was then I first experienced the delights of the East End Turkish takeaway.
The place has a standing bar and more then 4 people are serving simultaneously. I normally go for a Chicken Kebab with lots of onions (!), salad, tomatoes, radish and a spicy chilly sauce. I tried the burger once and do not recommend it. Make sure you have somewhere to eat your Doner, as it otherwise gets a little bit messy
Even though there are much nicer places to go for a meal, this is the only on which is open late hours. If the queue is too long, there are two or three more equally good Kebab shops further down Hackney road!

ha ha ha I was actually surprised to see this kebab shop has already been added.
I have alot to thank for kebab zero, it has helped me out many of drunken night!
The best greasy kebabs in London, you will not be disappointed! Made within the premises so as fresh as kebabs can get I suppose!
Mmmmhhh my mouth is watering just thinking of their chicken doners!!!

I’m not so sure about Kebab Zero. The food is ok, but it’s everything else you have to deal with in there that puts me off.
The drunks coming out of the strip bar around the corner. The ever present tight squeeze as you fight your way to the front. The women bursting out of their dresses expecting to march straight to the front of the queue because they have too much flesh showing.
I don’t know, maybe I’m missing the point, maybe that’s half the fun. But I’d rather go two minutes further up Hackney Road and get some food in half the time, with half the stress!