Pizza Base

As you enter Pizza Base you are assailed by colourful posters proclaiming all sorts of meal deals and some of them seemed like good value. I went for the burger fries and bottle of coke (500mls) at £3.50 and only realised that burger, fries and can of coke (330mls) was 50p less.
Service was a bit slack and when my meal arrived it turned out that the coke was the only really decent part of it (and this from a Pepsi’ite). The fries had a very strange taste to them and were melted to the container and the burger had a cheek to call it self beef, I tell you that burger never moo’d in it’s life and like the famous monster was most likely created out of random dead things and chemicals rather than being born.
I had said that I wanted salad on my burger and Pizza Base were true to their promise as I found a few leaves of lettuce dutifully included.
With a whole world of mediocre fast food joints to explore why would I ever come back here.