Italian Tourist: «S’cuse! Do you have, ah, looonch?» Granny: «Sorry, we don’t have lunch. We only have drinks, pastries, soups, and sandwiches…» My wife and a got good little laugh at that. For the rest of the world that is plenty to offer for lunch, but for the British, those are just light snacks. The Italians were plenty happy with the offerings. £1.60 for a basic small teapot. Scones come with a lovely ménage trois of tasty jams. My walnut coffee cake is the best coffee cake I’d have ever eaten. The charming grannies that run this place are a delight. Most importantly: your last chance to use the toilet before hiking Neist Point!