Blue Lagoon

Nothing much, however its open until late which makes it a convenient place to grab something to eat after clubbing

Those miserable staff need a kick up the bum. They put shame to the postcode! Seriously, are they even Scottish? I dont know, youd think they would bend over backwards for you being a very well know local brand — but no!
I wouldn’t recommend at all. They don’t even have any pride in what they do. The younger staff are very disrespectful, and the premises are boggin.

West Nile Street, 3am, Blue Lagoon time. I’m not even going to read the menu, it’s gonna be a deep fried pizza, and it’s gonna be good.
This place reminds me of walking in on your parents having sex. Once you shake off the initial shock and learn to ignore the stares, the experience that awaits you ensures you go to bed with a smile on your face, a delightful taste in your mouth and a feeling of your darkest sexual itch having been scratched.
The feelings of jealousy towards my father and the ear piercing screams of my mother are difficult to find an analogy for however.
My old flatmate used to say to me that eating food from here is like when you let your dog lick your arsehole when you’re boshing one out. Medical opinions will tell you you shouldn’t and animal rights activists the world over will tell you it’s morally wrong, but tell me you can resist during a moment of drunken madness and you’re just lying to us both.
I am now and forever shall be, a loyal fan. All you 2 star people can make like Andy’s dog.
Blue Lagoon I salute you.

I recently went to a blue lagoon in Iceland which was supreme fun, super romantic and über swanky. A proper blue lagoon, not Blue Lagoon with capital letters.
The novelty is wearing off upon return home everytime I walk past one of these chip shops. Big time.
What am I left with? Overpriced, sub-​standard chip shop food.
I’m sure they use a different kind of oil in here to cook the food, or maybe I am just paranoid. Either way, it feels infinitely greasier than it has to be and the staff are never particularly lively either. When I fork over a million pounds (roughly) for a fish supper, a wee smile wouldn’t go a miss!
Last resort need-​a-​bag-​o-​chips option.

We all know that this particularly popular type of Scottish nosh is not the most edible, probably the least healthy, and definitely the quickest thing to grab when you’re drunk and making a beeline for the nearest taxi rink.
However, there are some chippies that are a cut above the rest, and others that are to be avoided like the plague. This particular branch of Blue Lagoon is one of the latter.
With particularly disgruntled servers, green chips, and dried up unidentifiable deep-​fried items on display, they are definitely doing something wrong here.
While it’s baffling how a chain like Blue Lagoon can become so huge without ever providing a scrap of quality, I suppose all we can do about it now is… well, never go there.
Poor show.

I am another one who is not a fan of the Blue Lagoon chain. They seem to have perfected the art of making a chip shop experience far too authentic, with every possible complaint (too much greasy, yellow fish, mad atmosphere) at your service.
Admittedly, I only ever end up here when I have been out on the town, and can’t be bothered to find somewhere better. However, I never finish the chips.

The Blue Lagoon tends to be a pretty reliable post night out eatery, however this branch is one to avoid.
There’s usually some sort of aggro between the less than pleasant staff and the crazy customers they seem to attract. The selection of food available is generally hours old and often cold, which isn’t very appetising at all.
It’s worth walking that little bit further to another Blue Lagoon such as the Sauchiehall Street branch for a decent munch with some banter thrown in.

I am not a fan of Blue Lagoon. It all stemmed from a bad experience where I got a chip roll, but the chips were more like raw potatoes. It was literally inedible (or uneatable as Stu would say).
And just generally over the years, the quality here hasn’t been too great. The staff are scowly and look like they bathe in the oil vats. I don’t know how they manage it, but they make chippies even worse. I would even think twice if I was drunk and scavenging.

Well I’m the kind of guy that’s usually craving on those little greasy treats but the staff is so crabbit and disrespectful that it’s worth walking another 2min to find nicer people to give your money to.

this is one of the best chip shops in glasgow chips are always lovely fish is great pizza yum love this place good prices friendly staff pay a visit you wont regret it.