Cambridge Central Library

Library? What Library? Come back next year, maybe it’ll be ready by then. When it is ready, it’ll be great, until then, tough luck matey. The alternatives:
1. Use the demonstration computers in the nearby Apple shop for internet and email.
2. Waterstones and Borders are good for reading books and snoozing. Unfortunately you’ll get arrested if you try to borrow a book.
3. WH Smiths is good for reading newspapers, unfortunately they don’t give you chairs and tables to read them in peace. Actually, if you’re cheeky you can go to the Costa Coffee place upstairs and read there.
The new library should open in Lion Yard next year. The reason for the delay? Apparently the developers are arguing with the council over whether it should be called ‘Cambridge Central Library’ or ‘Cambridge Library Central.’ I sh t you not.