Worry not, I’m not about to start reviewing secondary schools that I never actually went to(that would be a tad worrying), more the sports fields out the back(hang on, that sounds dodgy too). Let me start again. My football team have started hiring the football facilities here for weekly training, and very impressive they are to. I don’t know many another places that boast a full-size astro-turf football pitch, complete with posts and floodlights. They also have smaller goals so you can play 5-a-side ‘across’ the pitch. I’m not sure how much it costs, though it appears to be about £60 for half a pitch for 90 minutes. They also have a gym upstairs where you can do female aerobics(there’s a big window so you can see this clearly from outside, I haven’t been attending. Oh, I give up…)