Gloden

Ok… I’ll be the first to admit it… I used to have a problem! I was diagnosed with acute metrosexualityitis and suffered from horrendous spells of vanity fever. Well I used to do sun beds here back when I was at university anyway.
For anyone who cares about this sort of thing they do have very good sun beds, they change the bulbs often enough and the machines look top of the range and very expensive. It’s pretty much everything you want from a tanning salon; you pay for it all via the machines on the wall, so there is no maroon coloured receptionist to judge you.
They have the usual selection of goggles to keep your eyes safe while you cook the rest of yourself like some sort of ham & cheese toastie, but they do leave you with big white panda eyes. They also have a water fountain, Woo, free water, score.
They are so cheap, at 55p a minute! They’re a cheaper way to get cancer than cigarettes; sorry I mean a tan… a cheaper way to get a tan.
If this is your sort of thing, these guys are the best in town.