Selection Box

I must, must, must quote my sister on this one…
Sis: Eh, so Mum, we went to this here cheap shop today… it was called, emmm… Cracker…Crackers…emmm, oh dear.
Lynne: Selection Box?
Sis: Ah yes, I knew it was something to do with Christmas!
Pure class.
Selection Box is appropriately named, not because it has anything to do with Christmas, but because it has such a wide variety of things (for want of a better term), that it’s near darn impossible to find what you want. Everything is very cheap too, but you do mostly get what you pay for.
I was excited to see a 99p ankle strap (my foot’s been giving me a bit of bother you see… sniff), but when I turned the box round to read the instructions, I was slightly mortified to read that I was not to use it when «slpp». Mmmm… I’m guessing that translates as «asleep»?
We did pick up a couple of bargains though — a tub of sweets for 99p, plus a few ‘Animal’ bars (I’m such a child, I know), also for 99p. The shop assistant was very pleasant and cheery too.
Bargains galore, and plenty of random tat… why not see what you can find for 99p?