King Kebab

This is your typical «dirty kebab» shop, as they’re often referred to. Not that the place is dirty, it’s just that a lot of people locally will refer to junk food (particularly associated with drunken nights out) such as kebabs or burgers as «dirty» (see my Zyton review). In fact, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t refer to burger vans as «dirty» burger vans. There’s even a chippy that advertises itself as «home of the big dirty burger» (see my The Pizza Place review).
But that’s just a bit of trivia for our visitor friends. Not much out of the ordinary with King Kebab, doing the usual kebabs, burgers, chips, etc., but it does occasionally do a «2−4−1» offer on kebabs or burgers, which means two of you can save a few quid on your drunken feast, or you can be greedy and accelerate your possibility of a heart attack by 100%.