Piccolo Mondo

This club is not happening. My friend and I strolled in around 12… there were 2 guys. Luckily there were 2 of us or else they/​we would have died of boredom. At least they have wifi? The club is small with 5 booths — but it’s not like they even need that many.
The club looks legit from the outside (it looks freakin like some finals club… but looks are deceiving) and since it’s the only club in Venice, we thought it would be bumping… WRONG. Unfortunately, it was just not… moving. We grilled the bouncer on how many people there were and he quietly grumbled 2… at least he was honest. We took our chances anyway since it was our last night in Venice and it was pretty affordable. 12 euros for cover charge and one free drink. The house drink was pretty good.
By 12:30, we were still the only 4 people so they approached us. I guess some is better than none? They were British kids and after playing some awkward ice breakers (the British pat pin pong and Korean chopsticks), we both accepted the fate — no one else was coming so we migrated to the dance floor. And DAMN, I have never seen such detrimental dancing… British guys can’t dance for shit but at least they looked semi adorable with their hokey-​pokey/​middle aged woman fusion dancing. A middle aged couple joined our awkward dance party a couple minutes later but they were weirdos. The lady’s eye was inflamed or something and she approached my friend for eye spray… luckily they left so the club was back down to 4 plus the dj. The dj looked like the son of Hagrid and Santa Claus but despite his oldness, only 75% of the music was awful and impossible to dance too. Good job. At least they had lights. They only looked a little bit like tacky Christmas lights.
By 2 am, our British buddies had also given up hope and abandoned us. Luckily, 5 people joined the fun. All female and they looked like they were in high school… by this point, my friend and I decided to head home. On our way out, we were greeted by two sketchy looking characters who pulled up next to us at the bar and literally rubbed elbows with us… I think that was their big move. It was a tough choice (*SO MUCH SARCASM) but we decided to leave the charming company of these two Italian creeps.
Do not come here if you want to go clubbing/​meet any living soul. Save it for Milan or Rome, and just spend your $$ in Venice on seafood.

Nachdem sich das Casanova inzwischen in eine Pizzeria verwandelt hat, ist das Piccolo Mondo die einzig verbleibende richtige Diskothek in der Innenstadt Venedigs. Nur leider scheint dies niemand zu wissen; zumindest bei meinem Besuch waren knapp 25 Leute anwesend und der Altersdurchschnitt lag bei 30 Jahren. Geöffnet hat der Club ab 23:00 Uhr. Der Eintritt kostet 10 Euro, dafür bekommt man ein Freigetränk. Ich habe einen Cocktail gewählt, der zwar ganz gut geschmeckt hat, aber weder professionell noch authentisch gemischt wurde. Gespielt wird House-​Musik.
Wer tanzen will, sollte sein Glück in Mestre oder Padua versuchen.