Corner Shop

This review is about the corner shop in the Iilac shopping centre.
‘Hello.
Hello.
Do you blow up balloons?“
‘Yes.‘
We both smile and look at his balloons.
‘Fantastic. Will you blow up my balloons?
No.
What?‘
He smiles.
‘No.
Why the hell won’t you blow up my balloons?
I do not know, I just can’t.‘
He smiles.
‘What the hell is your problem?! There is nothing wrong with my balloons! Other shops have had no problem blowing up my balloons.
I am sorry but I will not blow up your balloons.
OK you are really starting to piss me off now, so let me get this clear in my head. You blow up balloons?‘
We both look at his balloons as he smiles & I scowl.
‘Yes.
You blow up other people’s balloons?
Yes.
But you won’t blow up my balloons?
No. They will blow up.
I told you that they will not blow up, they are able for helium.
No I am sorry.‘
It took every ounce of my being not to buy a knife and slash all his bloody balloons. Seriously… What the hell?