Sogni del Sud

Hello. I’m a single 31 year old male in search of that one thing we all long for… Love.
I’ve looked high and low…
Over mountains and rivers…
Through space and time…
Well folks, I think I may have found love…
… like in all the food I had at Songi Del Sud!
Before I go any further, let me tell you this little hole in the wall is not a restaurant, it’s a trattoria. What’s that you ask?
According to the most reliable source in the universe, Wikipedia states that «A trattoria is an Italian-​style eating establishment, less formal than a ristorante, but more formal than an osteria»
Now… what the hell is an osteria? Again, referring to the all mighty and omnipotent, Wikipedia says that «An osteria in Italy was originally a place serving wine and simple food»
Ok… not sure if that made any sense, but let me put it to you another way. THERE IS NO MENU HERE!
Seriously folks, you just sit down, chill the F out, and they feed you. A LOT!
First we started off with nice white wine from Puglia and some homemade bread.
Then came an holy crusade of food with oh… somewhere around 15 – 20 little anti-​pasta items!
This was from veggie stuff, aubergine fried balls, citrus cooked sardines, sliced deer meat, shrimp, pomador octopi, mussels… I mean… they go ALL out to the point where nothing fits on your table!
So where’s the love?
Our waiter was super nice and with his cute little Italian accent he explain all the food…
Anda this a is da mussels. We a cooka thema ina prosecco, whita wine and … amore!
Anda this a is da bread. We a make a bread homemade with a… amore!
From Guido’s explanations, I’m pretty sure everything had amore in it, but I didn’t care because it was good. The main was mushroom ravioli and unfortunately, we couldn’t stay long enough to have the main or dessert. We were there for three hours so make sure you have the entire night for free. Oh and they have BOMB homemade limoncello for a digestive!
The question is what will the bill look like? Ours was like this (for two peeps)
20 — five glasses of wine
27 — anti-​pasta extravaganza
33 — pasta
80 — total for the both of us. 40 each isn’t too bad for all the love they shove down your throat.
Bottom line folks, if you’re in search for a little love, look no further!
Come enjoy a nice Italian sit down meal where you don’t do ANYTHING but eat.