Bob’s Woodstock Motel

Woodstock, not only notorious for the great classic, Groundhog Day but a magical town with beautiful people. It truly lives up to its name!
My boyfriend and I were in the awe of this fine town and we loved it so much after watching a town play that we decided to book a motel at this establishment.
We stopped into the location and met the man behind the counter who was not named Bob. I looked around and noticed there were piles of garbage stacked next to the entrance of what appeared to be this man’s humble abode attached to the motel. «That’s ok», I thought. «Maybe it’s going to be different standards in the room».
We paid for our room and walked into room 4. From first glance, it made sense this was a $ 60 room. Carpeting was a bit worn, the smell of stagnant cigarette smoke was in the air and the room was tiny barely fitting 2 beds. You get what you pay for.
Quickly, the scene became like an episode of «Ren and Stimpy» (the part where everything looks great from afar until they do an up close shot).
I first saw some hand prints on the mirrors and thought, «maybe they forgot to wipe down the mirrors». That’s ok. I can deal with dirty mirrors. I survived a meth motel in Indio, CA for God’s sake, I can do anything!
Then I walked to the bathroom and noticed some mold and the showers had some soap scum that may have lived there for decades. But there was a new garbage bag. At least the garbage was out! Whew! I wasn’t planning on showering anyway. «Not a big deal, I can still handle this» I said to myself as I slowly backed out of the bathroom.
All I care about is to get some sleep. I slowly pulled the sheets off the bed and to my dismay… There appeared to be crumbs (or flakes of skin) all over the bed sheets! «
“No», I thought. «This can’t be real. I must be hallucinating». It costs about $ 3 dollars to go to the laundromat and put a load of sheets in the laundry. I know $ 60 dollars for a room isn’t a lot but it more than pays to at least have a clean bed.
Then I realized, if the sheets haven’t been cleaned, what’s the condition of the mattress? I pull up the mattress and notice some spots I can’t identify.
We were in such denial that a place could be in such a bad condition that we took about 20 minutes to realize the mistake. We grabbed our stuff and left.
I called the gentlemen to let him know and he did not seem to care. I followed up with him the next day to calmly explain that at the bare minimum, it would’ve been nice to have clean sheets and he hung up on me mid sentence.
$ 60 down the drain but maybe my review can spare you your loss of cash and I can recommend the chain motel next door.

Amazing deal!
For what it’s worth, it’s the best price in town. Safe, comfy and affordable.
I’ve fortunately had the opportunity to meet Bob himself, and he’s a solid bro too. Recommended me the best place for some Italian ice — did NOT disappoint.