Sargo’s Subs

How this place is still in business is beyond me! It is at the Woodburn Outlet they should find better restaurants to be in there. It is dirty and I wouldn’t recommend it.

Scary beyond all belief… and yet against all better judgment we were so tired and hungry we attempted to eat here anyway.
We should have just walked out when we saw «Baked Hawaiian» on the menu… that’s tantamount to visiting Hawaii and finding dishes like «Roast Native American» or «Cooked Caucasian». Unfortunately for myself I’m not easily offended (or actually Hawaiian, I’m just from Hawaii, it’s complicated).
We should of walked out when we felt like washing our hands after touching the menus. I’m an outdoorist that doesn’t mind eating at dives, some may say these were coated in plastic, I say they were laminated with stomach turning grease. But again, my fault, we didn’t leave… in fact I ordered a french dip.
We finally walked out when my brother pointed out that the guy working the counter had caught a fly, but didn’t wash his hand after. My brother, who didn’t order, was nice enough to tell me this after I had already taken a bite of stale bread, over cooked meat, nastiness (he later claimed that he was in too much shock to say anything earlier).
I blame this series of unfortunate decisions on my shopping induced delirium, and while most lessons take years to penetrate my titanium skull, this took but minutes. Never again.
Think I was kidding bout the «Baked Hawaiian» and dirty menu?: