Dam Inn

I don’t even know what to say. Seriously. This place is indescribable. Probably why I’m the first to review. No one knows how to put this into words.
It’s a bar. And a Swarovski Crystal shop. And a place to play some slots. And they have yard gnomes. And you can buy a blow up sheep. (No, I’m not kidding!) And you can find vintage soft core cartoon type musical and moving porny figurines. Don’t forget to buy your vibrators because she sells them here too.
Who needs a drink when you’ve got all this entertainment. The owner and her mom run the place. They are super friendly. And funny. And have no filter. They have a kitchen, but I don’t think they use it to cook. They were perfectly happy with us ordering food for delivery right to the bar.
The drinks were extremely reasonable. And the locals kept is laughing all night. The Dam Inn has that honey feel, but with sex toys. Way to be weird, Dam Inn!