The E Ciggy

If I believed in God, I would be thanking him/​her/​it/​them for the rest of my life for this store.
V2 customer service s a HORROR beyond all comprehension
I don’t have time to explain my 18 months hell, but suffice to say that my next order is free overnight shipping because they have F****** up SO MANY times, they feel that if they don’t give me free shipping, I might blog and write and Facebook them into bankruptcy. (This is not far from the truth.)
This is an immaculate store in an industrial park in Westlake Village. Easy to get to off the 101. Take Lindero and go left to Thousand Oaks Blvd to Corsa and then another left. Plenty of parking. They are also a hydroponics store and all the guys are beyond fabulous.
They agree: V2 is atrocious and they added to my stories from friends with another quite remarkable one about a customer who became a VIP (10% off) and got screwed as I did. I am fully convinced some of my gray hairs I must spend 60 every 2 months or better, 6 weeks, to cover, derive from dealing with these clearly lobotomized people in Miami.
I have made many not-​PC jokes at their expense, but I’m thinking now that it really is an unadvertised program for those who have undergone lobotomies. It is simply statistically IMPOSSIBLE that this many stupid or borderline braindead individuals can possibly work at the same company.
It’s kind of like Scottsdale and big tits. There is NO way that many women under a size 6 have D cups. This is not how bodies work, as Rosie O’Donnell pointed out in the great 1996 Ted Demme film, Beautiful Girls. Big tits, big a**. This is how it things go.
I bought two new batteries and a box of cartridges. They gave me one free cartridge so I could test out the zero nicotine, since the last cartridge I am sure was defective as it tasted like a combination of vomit and dirt.
BEST of all? They offer same day free shipping. So I could just swing by between LA and SB or they’ll ship to me in LA or SB or even NYC.
This is like winning the lottery.
If you’re in Simi, the smoke shop there is very nice. It’s Simi Valley, though, not Westlake with Mercedes and BMWs parked in the lot in an antiseptically clean industrial park.
I love this store soooooo much.