Water Wizz

Bought a Groupon that expired on August 31. Drove down from Boston on the 31^st and it was CLOSED. Very unhappy children after the long ride down. I had checked the hours open on their calendar and it said 10−5pm on the 31^st.
6 other cars arrived when I sitting there trying to figure out where to go next so clearly there were quite a few folks thinking it would be open.

This place knocked my freakin socks off! Worth every penny of the $ 13. It’s small, but don’t let that sway you.
Go in the late afternoon, there are only a few screaming children as opposed to hordes of them.
My cohorts and I have developed a «prime order» of sorts to maximize fun and enjoyment of the 6 CUH-​RAZY slides.
First, warm yourself up to the water and the nature of the slides themselves with the weakest and most pee-​filled, the Little Dipper. Next, head straight for those tall boys you can see from the road and show yourself what Water Wizz is all about! The left one truly makes you fear for your life, in the most exciting and thrilling way possible.
Then, move on to the «adult slides» as they’re referred to by locals. Go from right to left and thrill yourself. Repeat until your fun-​o-​meter is maxed out!
Before you head over, remember, it’s called Water «Wizz» for a reason. If you’re prepared, though, it won’t be a problem :-). Enjoy wizzing in the water!

I’m so surprised at the rating of this place. This is a place you go to if just want to take the kids to have fun for an hour or two. This is not a park! I went because I haven’t been and I wanted to spend a day with my son at a water park. I SO regret not going to water country. There isn’t even a pool! Really? There are only 4 slides. How many times can you do the same thing before it gets old? I lasted an hour and was SO HAPPY that there is a beach across the street because my time didn’t seem for nothing. Never again. 3 stars because of you’re just in the area and want to have a good time with the kids – something low key, short, and cheap – this is it. Driving from far away expecting something to spend the DAY? No way. Six flags or Water Country is where you go for that kind of fun.

This was a fun thing to do, pricing wasn’t bad either if you compare it to other beaches. The matts could be newer but other than that it was an hour of fun for us

We hit up the smaller version of Water Wizz this weekend when we were hanging in MIsquamicut, the larger park is located on the Cape. There are a total of 6 slides, 2 fast ones, 3 windy slides, and 1 smaller one for the little kids. For $ 13 you get to go for 40 minutes. If you have a small child that can’t ride on their own yopu can get a ticket for you both for $ 18 but there is only 1 slide you can ride and you have to ride together. If you don’t know if your little one (mine is 4 ½ and a daredevil) will ride the slides, I would suggest starting with that pass, They let you upgrade if your child decides they want to ride alone.

What a great place! I loved it in comparison to other water parks. It’s smallish (only 6 slides) but perfect for wandering children. There’s one set of stairs that leads to all slides. There’s barely a wait for slides. I bought my kids a full day pass and myself the early bird deal for 10 – 11:40. The all day pass was $ 25 I think but the early bird only $ 13. After I was done I sat on the bleachers and watched my boys slide for another hour or so. Staff was really friendly and helpful. One girl was super sweet and helped my little guy onto the slide every time. The beach is right across the street. Parking is free but there’s only a few spots so we paid $ 12 at the lot next to.

The Water Wizz is just down the road from where we always stay in RI, so no trip would be complete without at least one outing to The Wizz.
The Wizz (as the locals call it), is a collection of water slides of varying lengths and heights and you use a rubber mat to slide down, where upon you land in a pool. It’s good, clean fun (as long as no one pees in the pool).
The cost is $ 11 for about 40 minutes of slide time. It may not seem like a lot of time, but you’d be surprised how many runs you can make in 40 minutes, and climbing up the stairs and catapulting into the water take a lot out of you. Trust me when I say that 40 minutes is plenty long. They also have an early-​bird special that’s $ 11 for an hour and 40 minutes, so that’s like getting an hour free.
The lines move pretty fast, depending on which slide you choose, and of course the highest and fastest slide has the longest line. They also have «kiddie» slides for the young’uns, so this place is good for kids (and adults) of all ages.
The staff is so helpful to the kids and while it may seem like they have an easy job, they don’t. They have to constantly watch for infractions, and make sure the pool is clear before any descent, to minimize bodily harm. Safety is of the utmost concern at all times. Oh, and while I was there they had to clean up some kid’s (at least I hope it was a kid and not an adult) number two in the boys’ shower. True story.
It’s also conveniently located right across from an arcade and an old timey ice cream stand. Next door are batting cages, so there’s a lot to do in this part of town, not to mention, it’s right across from the ocean and beach.
Fun times. Except for the rapscallion that dropped the deuce in the shower. Not cool. :(
See you next summer, Water Wizz!