If you’ve ever asked yourself, «Now, where can I get an unforgettable facial in West Hollywood?» you might be directed to somewhere you don’t want to be, if you’re not more specific. Don’t say«massage», either, because you’ll still get dozens of answers. Make sure you add«skin care» in the mix, otherwise you’ll end up with a lot of phone numbers you don’t want. Trust. If you breathe the right syllables, you’ll end up at Euphoria’s door. And you WILL be euphoric. The minute you walk in, you’re greeted by this beautiful, upside-down(actually, sideways) Indian wooden bath tub from five centuries ago, that the staff had turned into a huge shelf. They use it to hold creams and lotions and candles, and if you’re an impulse buyer, say goodbye to lots of money, because suddenly an anti-aging skincare kit will seem crucial to you even if you’re barely old enough to vote. Which reminds me, the second thing you’ll notice when you come in to Euphoria is the pleasant scent of the aromatic candles in the room, coupled with the soft sound of running water. I don’t think any pipes are broken, so I’ll assume that the sound is intentional. Whatever, it’s nice. Even their restroom is relaxing — careful, you might fall asleep in there! The waiting room is small, but cozy, with just a couple of tall chairs to sit in. Don’t fret, however, because you won’t have to wait long. The rooms(there are about six of them) are private and comfortable, so if you hate being watched while you do self-indulgent things, only you, your specialist, your God, and any hidden cameras will ever know. Your skin care specialist will spend about an hour performing your facial. Depending on what procedures you specify(general well-being, acne control, etc.), expect to spend around $ 80 to $ 120, along with their recommendation to return for regular visits. Pricey, yes, but if you want nice skin and weren’t born with it, you’ve got to pay the piper. Or in this case, the Euphoria skin caretaker lady. Buy the«Kamamyl» exfoliating cleanser($ 45) on your way out. It makes Neutrogena look like a knockoff Louis Vuitton suitcase — one that could make your face look just as bad if you don’t make the switch. Are your pores on fire? It burns because it’s working, sweetheart.