What About Linda’s

What about Linda’s??? That’s the question on everyone’s mind! All the Hollywood big wigs want to know — WHAT’S THE DEAL?!
Well I’ll tell you: it’s not underground sex parties with lots and lots of drugs and it’s not animal sacrifices in the name of the Dark Lord. Nope, to my deep, deep disappointment (and surprise!), Linda’s was all about PBR, Packers fans, and kids eating ice cream.
Linda’s is in a bit of an odd location if you ask me. It’s nestled among the lovely homes that surround Lake Tishigan, right there between a bunch of culdesac where kids jump rope and ride their ten speeds. I mean, how did they get the permit to build a restaurant in a residential zone? IT’S SUSPICIOUS. And every town has its secrets, so I think you can cut me some slack when I finally asked our server when, you know, the «good stuff» was going to start. She kicked me out when I showed her my bird mask and riding crop.
I’m not allowed back, but I respect their commitment to their values — or their secret — and the fries were delicious.