On The Fly

Oh, On the Fly catering… what’s happening? We’ve used you guys for about six meetings now, and each time things are getting worse and worse. On one occasion you forgot to pick up your supplies, leaving it all overnight in a conference room (to the dismay of the office workers, who ranted about the possibility of vermin, and guess who had to listen to it all? me!). Another time you gave us a giant carafe of coffee for a morning meeting with a broken pump, making it impossible for the coffee to be extracted and leaving our poor participants to sit and stare at the unattainable caffeine mocking them while someone droned on. And today, you sent us cold coffee and forgot the carafe of hot water for the tea selection.
What a shame — you started off so well with me and have just gone further and further downhill. I hate to do this, but I don’t think I’ll be returning to you. We keep giving you chances, and it’s just not working out.