Colonial Parking

Went here recently and was appalled with the person returning our car actually asked for a tip. Despite the ridiculous prices here we had all intention of giving a tip anyway. I always tip service people, and quite well, but have never had one ask me for a tip. Hell I even tip my barber 20% and I have almost no hair! I won’t say I won’t come back to this particular garage because my momma always taught me to «never say what you aien’t gonna do» but I will avoid it all costs. Next time the guy should just save himself the time and wear a «I want a damn tip» shirt. A nice warm welcome to DC!

Every time I park in this garage, the attendant that takes my car makes the same joke. It goes a little something like this:
Me: Hey there. Do I need to pay now, or pay later?
Attendant: You can pay now AND later. Mwhahahaaaa!
And that’s it. That’s the joke. That’s the lame joke I’ve heard three times. Who knows how many times this joke has been told. I challenge you to be told this joke again.
This parking garage location (#94) actually has it’s entrance located on Vermont Avenue, directly across from Josephine and adjacent to The Corner Bakery. While the location is convenient, the prices, payment and hours are not as much.
First of all, you must have cash, They do not accept credit cards. Also, just a little over two hours parked here ran me $ 16. Additionally, the garage closes at 10pm so if you stay past that time, you will have to relocate on the torturous to find street parking around the neighborhood.
Good news is, no new scratches on my car so they must have taken care of it enough to warrant an A-​OK from me.