ASPCA – Federal Government Affairs & Public Policy Office

Dear ASPCA,
Preamble: I love what you do. You are doing God’s work. Saving animals is colossally important. Hence, you are in my will, plus I donate what I can while I’m alive. I love you very much and probably always will.
That said, must you keep bombarding my mail slot with junk? Don’t you know I toss them in the recycling bag without opening them anymore? Not only do I not need the mail to remind me to donate, I don’t need to read those hideous stories. Those are for the unaware. Not me. Ditto for the magazine you send out. Not something I need to be reading. You make yourself look bad and turn people off with your excessive mailings.
Again, thank you so much for all you do to protect and save creatures great and small.
Happy new year and please accept my plea to stop the mailings.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Mom