Warren Woods Christian School

Amazing Christian based education.
Jesus is emphasized, not religion.
Worth the financial sacrifice.
Sure nothing is perfect, however my kids have come leaps and bounds here.

There are two good things about this school…
Okay, there’s probably more than that but there’s definitely two that I know of for sure.
1. Ms. Vivian is probably dead and therefore no longer part of their staff. She was evil incarnate when she was working here (I should know, I had her for kindergarten). How the physical abuses got past the administration are beyond me, but this was a different time, and she was horrible.
2. Ms. Cook no longer works here either. She was a redheaded demon. No, seriously. I corrected her on her grammar when I was 12 or so (Mr. Matthews was a good English teacher) and she pretty much tried to shoot me with flaming arrows. Ever since then she would make up random things about me that were totally untrue just to get me in trouble. I hope she’s dead too, really.
Anyways, there still were plenty of great teachers here in my day; Mr. Matthews, Ms. Green, Ms. Ehardt, etc. But none of them work here now either.
I guess since most of this stuff is irrelevant now, it’s probably not very helpful.
However, if you are considering sending your kids here for the Christian aspect I should tell you, they also did such a good job of teaching me to think independently that I experimented with Pagan beliefs in high school and definitely became an Atheist in college.