Chinese Natural Therapy Center

Well, got me again.
All my sordid deets:
First girl did same full back two handed blah stroke for 10 minutes. After feeling the guilt mount with each exactly-​as-​before full back swipe, finally, I ask her for a «deep» massage. «Massage,» being the operative word. Well, she smiled and «didn’t understand English,» so I asked for «someone else please?»
«Anyone that speaks English, please…» I smile, give thanks, feeling my tension rise and my hour drop. After a few minutes of giggly soft-​spoken confusion, she finally left. Outside the hardly– closed door, her voice shot up 8 octaves and a few minutes later, someone else appears. This woman proceeds to do the same half-​assed fluff. Two hands, Palms down, up and down. Up and down. Fluff. And not even good fluff. I was boring her and she was not helping me, thank u very much. I looked up and ask for the «deep tissue,» (same «deep tissue» I told the tall, eerily cold Asian version of Eddie Munster without the charm and smile) that I had the pleasure of not greeting me when I first entered said business. She stared at me, annoyed. And… I return face down, hopeful. Nope. No change. I ask her again by showing her with my own hands and fingers and she (suddenly) speaks English quite well, explaining «too hard on her hands,» to do a deep tissue. Ummmmm. Wait, where am I?!! It’s now maybe 15 minutes of actual massage at this point; 5 – 10 of my own charades and attempts at explaining/​signing and then another 5 – 10 of me just face down, waiting, listening to the annoyed tattling…
I ask for someone that is ok to actually massage. Not happening. She smiles, but «doesn’t understand.» Hmmm. Ok, well so… We are at an impass, then. U don’t really feeeel like giving a massage and I’m kinda heeeeere to get a massage. But! C’est la vie.
I try to tell her, I’m done. No. Then, I try to get up to get dressed but, again, she’s not budging. Half-​naked I slice my arms through the air like an Ump signaling «out.» Finally, I just give up and just begin getting dressed.
I come downstairs and ask for the manager and she tells me to pay. I ask for a manager again or anyone that speaks English. Same thing– pay! Eddie shows up and points to the clock– «it’s Sunday.» I guess managers don’t do weekends. I try to ask Eddie for someone that was willing to massage… «U need pay half hour!» I then ask for someone that speaks English so I can explain… «Pay $ 40!» Ummm I asked for a massage I am still waiting for. Wtf?!! And now Holes are being burned through my forehead as I’m asking for some assistance, here… Come on, Eddie. Some steam creeps from his ears as he glares and points to door and says «go!»
My advice to the manager that has weekends off– to those u r entrusting to run ur business (into the ground) just simple people skills would be a big plus. And then maybe a little English. And here’s why– when someone asks for a deep tissue massage and disrobes for exactly that, having been seemingly understood and ordered, «room 2!» I simply should get a deep tissue. Not a back-​stroke. I’ll have my man, my mom, my neighbor do that. Really, I could slide on my living room carpet at home and have felt the same thing. I don’t need a 5 star resort spa, here, I know where I am and what I’m getting. Well… Not getting. But, I’m due just a basic deep tissue that u advertise all over and more, cruelly tempt us hurt, achey people with. But, to put me with women that aren’t willing to massage & then trap my naked ass, for what was supposed to be a special hour I stole away for my me-​bliss, with their confusion over what I’m asking for, then suddenly understand but then refuse?! Come on. I get why the manager is a no show. I left this joint more stressed than soothed.
Thank God Massage Envy is around corner. I need a massage

Great place to have baby oil rubbed on you for very cheap. If you are looking for a massage, this might not be the place for you. First 30 minutes of the one hour massage is rubbing you while you are under a towel. The next 20 is mostly rubbing oil on your back with the remaining 10 dedicated to the rest of the body. This is the only place I’ve walked out of a massage, twice. The thing is it’s hit or miss. Sometimes you get people who have gone to massage school but a lot it’s just people rubbing oil on you with their hands and then their arms. They still made me pay even though I ended early. I have had a decent massage here but it is hit or miss. After first bad experience, I waited 6 months and tried again. Same lame experience a second time. I’m done. Good luck. If you’re lonely and need someone to rub lotion on you, you can get it done here for only $ 45 per hour.

The place is great for its value. Nothing frivolous but the lengthy massages really cure my back pain.

As good as it gets as far as value. A 1 hour table massage for $ 45. The place is clean and the massage is all business. Walk in tense and leave with wings. Some people complain that it’s «no frills» and the staff is not nice. The man that runs it seems grumpy but who cares? The therapist was great. Been 4 times. Sometimes they use hot stones. No extra charge.

The massage is terrific! But i wish they will communicate with u more and they dont put expiration in their GC. Also, i hope theyre more friendly

I hesitate to say just how good my treatments (reflexology and massage) were because I want to keep this place all to myself. If you can give up the plush robes and the lemon water, you can save hundreds of dollars AND have treatments that last a lot longer than when you head out to the parking lot. I had a real pain in my foot and opted for reflexology instead of the doctor. Foot problem solved and a promise to myself that this is a monthly event!

This place is outstanding! No frills atmosphere, but the massage is unbelievable! A must try at $ 45/​hr,
You’ll be hooked…

Excellent massage for 90 minutes deep tissue and hot stones. They truly helped me with my back and neck. I feel this is great massage place.

A fantastic massage at a fantastic price. The environment is clean but basic — not a fancy spa.

Such a hidden treasure. I have been to spas all around northern new jersey, and this one is by far the best for massage. I paid about $ 45 for 60 minuets and got more from this massage than any other overpriced place around. You can tell that the woman knew what she was doing, and when I asked her to concentrate on my neck she massaged it in ways I never felt before. I didn’t have to wait for an appointment, I called the morning of and was seen in about an hour. This place is awesome!

Great place, amazing massages at superb value. They give deep, quality massages and the price is half that of Fountain Spa.

great prices for reflexology! very relaxing!