Lil Paradiso

Who wouldn’t love this place? Termite swarms on the living room floor (google image search this if you want nightmares), internet that craps out frequently, pipes that freeze in the winter, a property management company who is unhelpful or downright nasty, no lawn service so grass is 2 foot high and has ticks, and property owners who keep $ 800 of your deposit without providing you with photos, receipts, etc., of the «damage» you inflicted.
The owners are misers and have done very little to keep the place up. The furniture looks like it was trash picked (some pieces certainly smell like they were found in a dumpster). The box spring in lil’ paradiso is broken, so there’s a piece of plywood jammed under the mattress to keep the whole thing from folding inwards like a taco while you sleep. The place was dirty when I moved in, and although «furnished,» didn’t include silverware, lights, kitchen towels, pots and pans, or a can opener. Sandbridge Blue told tenants that we were responsible for keeping the grass mowed and/​or paying the mowers, even though that is not part of the lease (it’s also an insane demand). The walls are thin enough to hear conversations next door and in the unit upstairs.
Seriously, the termite swarms. I have never seen anything like this in my life. It was like that scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Unless you are a very successful lawyer itching for a new court battle, I wouldn’t spend your money here. Let the renter beware! Plus, this house is for sale, so let the buyer beware!!!