CSB – Wash-N-Tan

I don’t use tanning beds. I’m already gorgeous. This review is only for the laundromat.
This place is too good for the likes of me.
Where are the cinderblock walls? Where are the wooden benches that have 1,000,006 splinters and are just too darn heavy to steal? Where are the detergent vending machines that have so many security bars and padlocks that you need forceps to extract the soap box from that tiny, tiny slot?
Not here.
I own a washer and dryer. In my world, laundromats are where I take things like gnarly old rags and sleeping bags that I forgot to wash after last year’s camping trip. The ones that have so much crud on them that the pine cones have germinated.
Not here.
This place is really, REALLY clean. I would have no problem hopping up onto one of their tables for minor surgery. The machines all look new, seem quite efficient and I would not hesitate to put any clothing I own into them. The prices seem in line with other places. The staff have always been cordial and polite. They even have those vibrating lounge chairs like you see in the mall. This is not a laundromat; this is Laundry Nirvana. If only they served beer.
Now, does anyone know where I can wash these rags without feeling like I’m vandalizing something?

Good tanning prices. 3 levels of beds. No annoying attempt at upsale by pushy staff as with most tanning businesses.
Nice, down to earth service… *relaxed sigh.* I appreciate being able to pay $ 5 for a basic tan without being harassed to upgrade by orange heavily makeuped and overly gelled staff.