Anheuser-Busch

I’m sorry!
I’ve never been inside this building. But I am writing a review because I have driven by this building a million times. And I got to say, I LOVE the smell. It’s like driving through an invisible cloud of cereal! All the grains they cook in there make the entire area stink of toasted oats.
I feel sorry for the people who live next to it. I can imagine my 10 seconds of smelling enjoyment turned into a nightmare of pain for those who have to inhale this for hours everyday.
Oh and I like the beer too.

this place makes the neighborhood stink like cheeto farts!

i am a BIG FAN of all things import:
i enjoy my mini cooper, close fitting attire, my snooty bands from small cities in europe, my sneakers that no one cares to know of, my dark ales, stouts, and lagers… all of which brings me completely around a 360 to all things americana: the american eagle which stands for everything and anyone born & bred in the US of A… whatever…i’m here to talk about beer!
my brother has been employed at this establishment for close to 2 years now. i have now almost completely forgot his name… i now call him ‘the hookup’. anheuser-​busch employees are supplied with certain perks: discounted beer/​beer master test beers/​open house beer-fests…do you get what i’m sayin’ here… it’s all about the BEER!
‘the hookup’ kicks down the japanese beer, the chinese beer, the amber boch, the stuff i don’t wish to pay for, but am only too happy to consume. the open houses are off the hook. free beverages (you know i’m talkin’ about beer… i just didn’t want to write ‘beer’ again… but i did)…free food… free car show… free entertainment… it’s all free, and centered around THE ‘B’ WORD.
SO…i just recently heard that one of my sis’ has an interview soon here at the plant. i can’t wait until she’s on board so she’ll be known as ‘the other hookup’!