Six Flags

The Good:
+ KONG ride
+ Superman ride
+ incredibly short lines compared to Magic Mountain (Socal)
The Not So Good:
— You are forced to rent lockers when riding rides, no cubby storage allowed
— Trashy clientele (think Walmart)
— Jaded park workers (think Walmart)
Bottom Line: Tried it once, probably won’t be back.

I try to be fair on all my posts. With that said… this place SUCKS!!! I decided to buy the season pass at 65% off which included the free parking ($ 20 each time without!) And the season food pass regularly $ 180 but down to $ 82 for the rest of this year and all of 2016! Food pass includes unlimited drink refills all year! A full lunch, a full dinner and a snack EVERY DAY OF THE PARK OPENING! A fantastic deal… maybe not. 1^st… i came after 2pm so not super crowded on a holiday. I waited 25 minutes for the tram! Really? Next… they only have 2 lines open where they are doing a metal detection. Took forever. Then another line to get in. OMG! Then… no one knows where you can use your pass for the snacks or food except the main area. Anyone you ask, they are clueless. A lot of young people with atritude, stupidity and a general feel like they Haye their job. It shows. The place in food areas is filthy with garbage everywhere and tables not cleared off. Employees standing around with zero or minimal effort to move lines quicker… lagging customer service! I go to 3 places for refills and NO ICE! WTF??? I could go on but seriously. …if you are paying full pop for this place you will spend a ton and be greatly disappointed! Hopefully the dolphins cheer me up.

It too expensive to have few free rides. I most disappointing part is to pay for rides in the park itself, then why did we have to pay to get in the park if all rides can’t be free???

These reviews all are about the food/​desserts. This review is about the desserts specifically the soft serve ice cream from the chicken place near all the games. I got the vanilla soft serve ice cream. It defiantly was milk based. It did not have a watery flavor. It was creamy, thick land delicious. I would share it with someone. It is large enough for 2 people. Get it in a cone and ask for a cup. When you get it put part of it in the cup and give it to the other person. When I came it cost $ 6.99.

I love these funnel cakes. This is always the first thing I buy when I go in discovery kingdom.

My only memory at this Six Flags is when I was 12 and my dad took me here for my bday… other than that, now that I’m an adult… this place sucks!
There are way too many wannabe-​badass white trash teenagers here bumping into me and yelling all over the place & have no respect for other people’s personal space.
The lines here are wayyy too long (15 – 30 mins wait) for rides that are only 1 min long, not to mention you have to rent a locker for $ 5 just to put ur bags/​purses or else they won’t let you go on the rides (they won’t even let you put ur belongings to the side rails before you go on the roller coaster either!) wtf kinda bullshit is that? I’ve never been to a theme park where it’s mandatory to rent a locker for that crap.
The sea animals here look like they’re miserable cuz they’re all locked up with wires & can only swim so far… it was so sad :/​some people be taking shower mists like they haven’t showered in years… all they’re missing are some bar soaps.
The drinks here are overpriced ($ 14 for a large, $ 16 for an all day refills) but the funnel cakes are worth it ($ 12 with ice cream on top). If you go to this theme park, your best bet is to forget the rides, get urself a funnel cake, and steer clear from kids who might smack your face off.

I can’t believe how trashy this place is… prob worse than an insane clown posse concert at a county fair … whoever owns it should be tried for animal cruelty… watch the cove documentary made by flippers trainer from the television show… he’s now spending his life trying to raise awareness about how horrific the dolphin trade is and this is one of the places along with sea world and other amusement parks that supports the mass slaughter of dolphins in Japan

How do you celebrate surviving the whole day at Six Flags without getting stabbed? With $ 10 funnel cake!
You can really work up an appetite dodging 12 year old gangsters and 400 pound white trash moms yelling at their 8 kids.
If staring at animals in tiny cages who have lost their souls didn’t cause you to lose your appetite then head down for some sugary treats.
As much as I hate to admit it, I’m a sucker for funnel cake… even at a place like this.

I paid for half of my friends season pass so I could call them, pick them up, run their butt over to marine world, then i’d wait at the drop off area while they went inside to get me a funnel cake. I KID YOU NOT. that’s how much i like this dessert.
You have to really really like something enough to conduct such a ritual. And that’s how I took it, damn near religious. Crazy?! Hell no. Paying full price for a season pass to only go in the park once or twice, pay for parking, then order food in the park?! That’s bat s*it crazy, that ain’t cheap.
The funnel cakes are the best in Vallejo! Cold stone near black angus pre-​makes theirs then microwaves their product. bloody Blasphemous! And the dude at the farmers market? Pahleez his churros and funnel cakes are made from the same batter but the only difference is he pours sugar and cinnamon on the churro (Costco has the best and cheapest).
I’ve been to so many county and state fairs, just like y’all, but it doesn’t matter! none of them can touch the funnel cakes at marine world. Disneyland? Knotts berry farm? Get the hell out of here with your weak crap!

A friend of mine recommended I try a funnel cake which I did. They pure round, light, greasless, crispy bliss; weather you choose, supreme which is plane, chocolate supreme, strawberry supreme, or powdered sugar supreme, you can’t go wrong. I had the strawberry supreme with some strawberries; could have had more, but still pretty good. I’m taking off two stars because of the lack of strawberries and slow service. So, for a good funnel cake at a little more than what you would pay, Six Flags Funnel Cakes cannot be beat. Keep up the good work guys.

Very clean park and great customer service! Employees are very friendly!

Six Flags Discovery Kingdom over last five years has gotten worse a’s the park is run down and dirty. Everywhere you look there is gum, graffiti, weeds. Park is understaffed a’s you can not even get a drink refill without standing in long food line. Rides are worn down with seats missing/​broken, Roar had only one car running. See employees fraternizing with other employees ignoring customers. Definitely not worth season pass anymore. Come to park with low expectations and you might find fun! For now this place is worth only one flag!

Good. I always get extra sugar.
None of that extar stuff for me.
Just good ol’ cake and sugar!

Before you read this you should know I worked here 7 years ago (spring and summer 2004) when the place was known as plaza sweets.
Anyways my family and I stopped by here on the way out because I insisted we go so that I could see if it lived up to what it was when I worked there plus funnel cakes are very tasty. The place has changed quite a bit and they now have more grills so the service was much speedier than it was in my day. They also have Coldstone ice cream instead of the soft serve we used back when. The Coldstone ice cream was very good but a lot thicker than the soft serve so eating the funnel cake was a bit more difficult than before. With the soft serve ice cream I felt like the funnel cakes were more finger foodsy and almost nacho-​like. Rip off a piece, scoop some fruit and ice cream, eat, and enjoy. There are also less toppings than we had before but so many more types of ice cream (2 then vs 8 then). Prices have also increased. Two quick examples:
Funnel cake with works-​$ 7.49 then $ 9.99 now.
Extra toppings-​50¢ then 99¢ now.
I can understand the price increases because food around the entire park has gone up in price since 2004 and now Coldstone’s name and ice cream is being used here. The servers and cashiers were nice but nothing worth writing home about.
In the end my total price was $ 21.45 with tax. My mom, brothers, sisters, and I demolished the cakes in a few minutes. Everything was good and tasty. I would definitely come here again and I feel like the place does good justice to what the place used to be.
4.5÷5

Funnel cakes here are awesome! I ordered one with powdered sugar, vanilla ice cream, fudge, and whipped cream. Ridiculously good!

The funnel cake my friends and I had yesterday was fried yummy goodness drenched in strawberry syrup and warm caramel sprinkled with powdered sugar dumped with tons of whipped topping and a bit of M&M’s and nuts. It was pretty good, aside from the fact that it was ultra sweet and fatty. We had to share because it was so big, but we didn’t finish it at all. It was just too sweet.
I haven’t eaten a funnel cake in about four years! I would come back to get another one, but not very soon, considering that it is a high calorie treat. It’s a good treat once in a while. hahaha

A mountain of sugar. Every kids dream, right? I always thought it was the best thing when ever I visited Six Flags as a child!
Fried cake
Covered in powdered sugar
Topped with strawberries in syrup
Topped with apples as if straight from an apple pie
Add a heaping scoop of strawberry ice cream with graham crackers in it
Cover it all in a mountain of whipped cream
… And you get the break down of a funnel cake.
Season passholders should have a coupon in the coupon book allowing you to upgrade a funnel cake for no additional cost.
Please share a funnel cake with others! Eating one by yourself can be difficult and probably not a good idea. I suggest not going crazy with the toppings either. It can get too sweet and mask the taste of the funnel cake itself! Keep it simple and enjoy :)

Probably the ONLY good thing about Discovery Kingdom now.
It was tradition for my friends and I to stop in here before we left the park each visit.
I’m not big on fruit toppings, so I’d go with a funnel cake topped just with chocolate fudge and powdered sugar. The outside is crispy and the inside is chewy! Pretty much like a donut.
Of course like most amusement park food/​drink, they’re overpriced. But they’re nice to have after a long day of walking around a busy park. When you catch a whiff of this shop, it’s hard to keep walking without stopping inside.

The funnel cake with strawberries and whipped crème is way good enough to chew and spit out.
I just can’t run that many miles yet.

This place deserves their own Unilocal!Of all the things in Six Flags, this has go to be my favorite place! Even when I was working at Six Flags, I loved coming in here.
This is the best funnel cake I’ve ever had. And I’ve had funnel cakes from a bunch of places. No place has tasted as good as this one. Not to mention that their funnel O’s (I like to top them with powdered sugar and warm caramel) are delicious! Seriously, I’d pay full admission and parking just to have their funnel O’s, that’s how good these are!