McDonald’s

I wish you could check out instead of check in. This review is as much about people (slugs) in general as it is about this particular McDonald’s. Let me start by saying I’m not one of these McD haters. I like McDonald’s. It’s not top notch food. It’s exactly what it advertises: fast, cheep food. $ 1 large cokes keep me coming back (it also keeps me on metformin, but that’s another story). Anyway, I decided to go inside today instead of doing my time in drive thur hell, behind 15 other cars, most of which seemingly ordering Frapas (which takes about an average of 5 minutes to make). Why can’t people order just the basics in drive-​thurs? I think there is a need for legislation here: prosecutors should seek Life at the very least. So, I walk in, unluckily, behind some ass dragger who gets in line, but WAY back — one of these cats that refuses to step up in line but hangs way back making it look like he is waiting for his order already, making anyone else who comes in behind you believe you too are waiting for your order as well (because you are hanging back about 3 miles from the person in front, ordering, you see). So someone the ass-​dragger knows walks in and the two start in on a really sweet conversation (i give this ass-​dragger ½ stars for being a real dunder-​head!). He doesn’t notice as the lady in front is done ordering and the man behind the counter starts saying, «next. Next. Next please.» I think, should I go around? but my proper upbringing won’t allow it. I try to get his attention to no avail. Suddenly the young woman behind me goes around us both and walks up front and begins to order while the man behind the counter (a manager I can tell by his different colored shirt) looks at me with a nervous smirk on his face. I give the girl 0 stars for being a worthless pile of shit (oh she knew I was ahead of her… she knew). I give the manager 2 stars for being a typical, unqualified, immature, manager of a fast food restaurant (he’s not a bad guy, just in over his head, that’s all). I guess I should have said something. I could have pitched a fit. But here’s what would’ve happen: I (yours truly) would have come off as a real jerk. The manager would be seen as sympathetic. The piece of shit (the girl in case I lost you) would have been seen as the poor, misunderstood youth. The ass-​dragger, well I think it’s clear to anyone how worthless this guy is. So, I didn’t say anything. I could have just waited in line longer, while the ass-​dragger ordered. I’m sure that would have took all day (don’t you hate it when you get stuck behind someone at McDonalds that doesn’t seem to know what to order? Like Dude, this is your first time at McD’s? Really? Really!). Nope — I didn’t say anything, just walked out. Now I’m hungry, I’m pissed and I’ve got carpel-​tunnel from typing this on my phone. Still, 1 star, cause like I said: I like McDonalds.