Tucson Citizen

If for some crazy reason I were to be in the mood to get really angry, all I’d have to do is read the Tucson Citizen. Holy crap, this «newspaper» makes me cringe. It’s not so much the mediocre stories (which I am fully convinced I could do a hell of a better job at writing. I was absent the day they were just giving away journalism degrees) but what makes me livid are the outrageous comments. I must be a short-​term memory sort of person because this is how I am.. .. .
— Hmm. .. I wonder what’s going on this weekend? (I click on the Citizen because like a moron, I even have it bookmarked)
— reading, reading, reading. .. wait? wtf? WHAT??? WTF!!! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE GET ON HERE TO COMMENT? DON’T THEY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO BUT COMMENT ALL DAY LONG? DO THEY REALLY BELIEVE THIS?
— I remember that I hate this newspaper, promise to never read it again and do this all over again a few days later.
Seriously, if you’re a glutton for punishment for just plain masochistic, go on there and read for a while. You’ll end up nice and frustrated.

Tucson Citizen is perhaps one of the crappiest shit rags one can get in a city the size of Tucson. 99% of the content is snuff, lies, ads and other «yellow» journalism. It caters to the dumb witted and content man who doesn’t question authority. If you’re smart, you’ll get your info at other places.
Note: I had a «fake news» photo & the board nazis got it removed. See what I mean? They can’t tolerate real opinion. My point proven.
A paper for idiots.