The Parlor

Trinity and I are big fans of this particular frozen yogurt parlor because it has delicious homemade, creamy frozen yogurt. They have free toppings, every flavor is delicately delicious and the staff talks to us like old friends. When they make a new flavor, they ask for our opinion. This place is amazing.
Trinity and I decided to run a taste test today. After leaving The Parlor we went to El Con Mall where we encountered a place called U-​Swirl. They failed miserably. It was worse than terrible. The first thing we thought was, this isn’t even yogurt. It ran out of the faucet and got everywhere, it spilled all over my hand! Second, Two tasted so bad i had to spit two flavors back in the sample cups, they were viale, I’m just glad i didn’t throw up in the store. Third, all the flavors were terrible, suicidal and disgusting. When i ate it, i wanted to jump out a twelve story window.
Trinity says «i threw almost all the sample cups away half full. You would rather eat dog poop than this; You would rather kill someone than eat this; You would rather go to JAIL EAT THIS.» They also weigh it so if you go there don’t fill it all the way up to the top because if you do than you’re buying a awful thing for like 5 dollars it awful.
The Parlor is 1,0 times better i recommend you go there if you want frozen yogurt.