Quick Fill Chevron

There’s something a smidge exotic and «developing world» about this corner petrol station. Perhaps its the frequent indigents that lodge themselves on the eastern curbside ‘neath the shrubbery. Perhaps it’s the lottery-​addicts frantically rubbing their pick-​six (or whatever they’re called) gambling chits by the door.
In any case, it’s a gas-​station with one of the few remaining «first-​generation» card swiping gas pumps (OK — I used «Petrol» before, but that was just to be obnoxious) and very faded print.
I just read the other review for this station. Based on the select F-​Bombs within his review, I suspect I’ll be the only review here in short order. In fact, I’m going to cut/​paste the soon-​to-​be-​deleted review and just let you know that all of the XXX’s are covered up F-​Bombs.
The staff working here has always been straight-​up with me (always… — I’ve been here five times). So, I have nothing bad to say about them.
Anyway — the following is the soon-​to-​be-​deleted «other» review:
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Dont know bout the other chevrons but this one i have a problem with the black guy that works @ the counter is XXXXing rude he had the nerve to accuse my brother & i of stealing some XXXX’in tums after when paid for our items now i am no Einstein but if you are that worried bout thief then get some XXXXing cameras or security system so off that alone i will never go to another chevron you know the saying «ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BUNCH»
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Something tells me our previous reviewer likely swiped some Tums. Is it me, or is this review riddled with poor syntax?
Heehee!!!
(p.s., the following is what I sent to our good amigos «Back at Unilocal HQ» :)
1. Is it necessary to say «Black guy»? — I suspect this reviewer wouldn’t have said «White guy» had that been the case.
2. There’s a few F-​Bombs here that, well, If I were up in Unilocal Corporate, I’d likely raise an eyebrow too. F-​Bombs. In a Unilocal review. Why, I oughtta…
Anyway — I suspect you’ll agree with me that this previous review is unnecessary.

Dont know bout the other chevrons but this one i have a problem with the black guy that works @ the counter is fucking rude he had the nerve to accuse my brother & i of stealing some fucking tums after when paid for our items now i am no Einstein but if you are that worried bout thief then get some fucking cameras or security system so off that alone i will never go to another chevron you know the saying «ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BUNCH»