Oreck Floor Care Center

See? You’re gonna rattle my cage and I’m gonna slam you.
I’m a pretty cheery chap. It’s Saturday morning. I drop off my dog to get groomed. I stop in Starbucks and get a hot coffee. I have new shoes on. I’m a happy guy.
My happiness fades when I come into this store for vacuum bags.
I walk into an empty store. I see the salesperson, he’s an older gentleman and I say I need.
Hold up, he says, I was helping this customer.
No problem, I stand to the side with my coffee.
No charge the counter person says, it was an easy fix. I say, damn, that’s good customer service!
The customer is leaving with his vacuum and I walk over.
Hold up!
This customer was next.
??
I say, all I need is vacuum bags.
The douche bag customer hears what I said. This counter person takes out a screw driver and starts to go to town on his vacuum.
All I need is to buy bags…
The both of them are talking and I’m starting to get pissed.
The guy changes the part and I’m saying to myself, this whole thing is uncool.
If I was the customer, I’d say. Help this chap first. No biggie.
No, this customer is a tool. So I step in closer so the tool has to say «Excuse me»
He pays, turns around and squeezes between me and his repaired vacuum?! I stare down at him. He’s ready to leave and I tell the salesperson:
I don’t know who to be pissed at, you or this douchebag that just left the store. You had me waiting around for 15 minutes.
Well. I. Don’t know what to say. I’m just one person.
Gimme my bags jerky!
One Unilocal star for you!
(I’ll be back, I need friggin’ bags for my vacuum)