Windmill Ranch

«Windmills reproducing like Jack Rabbits!»… That’s what I thought to myself when I rode my bicycle on East Waterloo Road just a few miles from Hwy 99.
Kidding aside, Windmill Ranch sells Windmills and parts to repair Windmills. As a sideline, Windmill Ranch is also a tourist attraction… for a donation of $ 5.00, you can roam around Windmill Ranch all you want. Call ahead, though, to make sure someone would let you in when you get there. Quite a bit of variety… small ones, big ones, tall ones, short ones. There is enough to see from the road-​side, though. OR you can jsut check out the pictures I took (
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Something else you’ll learn is what CutOuts are. Take a look at Windmill Ranch’s gates, they’re the Black, flat silhouette objects attached to the fence gate. I didn’t know anything like that existed until I rode by this display in Clements — (
). This far-​fetched art /​craft is so exclusive to the rural community, no one has even contributed an entry in Wikipedia!
Frank Medina, the owner /​proprietor, claims to had over a thousand of these Windmills… before his Divorce. I guess the Big «D» had an effect on his finances, that’s the reason for the suggested donation.
I was thinking to myself of adopting one of these puppies… but I wouldn’t want Windmills sprouting up from the ground like weeds. Who would I call to Spay or Neuter these things?