March Lane Massage

Nothing sleazy or sexual about it. In fact, there are signs everywhere stating that no sexual massages will be given.
Lucy did a great job. Very strong hands. My only complaint is that Lucy was they only one there, so each time someone came in, she temporarily left.

My body was killing me (specifically my feet) so I needed a massage late on a Sunday night. Every other massage parlor was closed/​closing. Fortunately for me March Lane Massage closed at 10pm, relatively late when compared to other places.
I asked about a quick 30 minute foot massage which seemed like a standard service at all the other places, but unfortunately it isn’t offered here :(
I went with the $ 40 1-​hour body massage. I was pleasantly surprised (yet let down because no foot massage was included with the «full body»). It felt more of a «deep tissue» massage then most other places. The masseuse had a firm touch and the massage was very enjoyable, at times it was almost painful, but that’s how I enjoy it haha. Ask for Angela.
It wasn’t until AFTER the massage that I saw their strange Unilocal account… basically promoting «other» sexual services… but all I can say is my masseuse was a respectful, older aged woman. There was nothing sexual about the visit.
I did see a very pretty girl working there, who massaged my friend, but again nothing sexual. I don’t see why they promote themselves in this manner. It misleads and/​or upsets many customers, which makes for bad business.
I gave this place an honest 4-​stars, because it was cheap, good, and convenient. I knocked off 1 star because they don’t offer foot massages (wtf?!) and when I went with the full body massage it didn’t include the feet either… strange and ironic… but what I did receive felt great! Next time I’ll demand a foot massage and I’m sure it’ll be fine, I think this time around there was some miscommunication: P

Tried it once, massage was ok, cant complain for cheap price. Decided to give it another try a few weeks ago… massage suck. Then I ran into their website, LoL. It is a shame they want you to think of their business as this sex shop, both time I went, very quiet, older ladies giving the massage. No «hot, young, naïve, etc etc etc girls as they describe. Massage suck so will not be going back.