DEA Building

This is a very large building just down the street from the old Busch stadium. It looks a lot like a parking garage from the street after about 18 beers and a cardinals game. Don’t try to enter the garage. I repeat DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENTER GARAGE. The parking attendant asks way too many questions. He wanted security clearance and government badges. I mean, who asks that at a parking garage? Anyway the bathroom is just past the uptight old man behind some bushes. It’s a secret entrance which is a locked gate with stairs leading up. Since it was locked and I was in a private area it looked like a good idea to just do my business right then and there. The bathroom attendants are very prompt although a little scary because they carry guns and point them at you when you leave. They are also really obsessed with Jim Edmonds Bobble head dolls. They kept yelling «what’s in the box???» «What did you put back there» and so on. After being yelled at, guns pointed at, and having to show off my Jim Edmonds bobble head doll it seemed rather excessive exercise to just take a leak. I mean some cheap cologne and a warm towel would have been better. In the end I only used the bathroom but would not recommend it to my friends. You have to show ID afterword and there are motion sensors and cameras in the bathroom I was told. I give this a 2 thumbs down. Dirty DEA perverts.