El Progresso Bakery

Drop everything and come here now. This hidden gem in the heart of Springdale, I’m going to stop that sentence right here and just say this: Pan Dulces, 40 cents a piece, 109 809 380 delicious mexican baked goods I bought there the other day, no more than 3.50 total. FATTIES OF THE WORLD/​Anyone who can appreciate cheap delicious things in abundance, MAKE THIS YOUR HOME. Me + some White Whitey McWhite friends did get stared at by the staff for being the cultural appropriators/​fatties we were, but who the fuck cares when faced with shelves upon shelves starchy-​deep-​fried-​and-​covered-​in-​sugar delights?
Actually, I’m not sure if this is even the place I’m thinking of. In anycase: Springdale. Mexican Bakery. Me. You. Ten Pounds of Weight Gain. Let’s do this.