La Cabana Mexican Restaurant

I ordered the Chile Rellenos, it was awful. The chips were stale and the salsa tasted suspiciously like Pace picante. Never again will I eat here!

Shitty service. Guy was too busy to take our order. 20 minutes there and no one to take our order. Got up and left. This place has horrible service. Spend your money elsewhere.

Alright I came here to eat because of my wife’s family decided to eat here for a birthday occasion. First of all we ordered a the fajita plate for 2 with flour tortillas, re fried beans. Once we got our food the fajitas came out sizzling and hot but the thing I didn’t like the fajitas was covered in onion, tomatoes, green peppers, mushrooms and bacon I really did not like it felt like they was covering up the small portions of fajitas this was a disappointment for me because my sister in law ordered the same thing but her portions of fajitas were much bigger than mine none the less I would not come back to this establishment because of the small portions this is the reason I gave this place 2 stars out of 5

I will use quotes from the movie «Fistful of Dollars» (1964, with Clint Eastwood) to emphasize points of my review (prefixed by « — -»).
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The Man With No Name: «You said ‘When the man with a pistol meets the man with a Winchester, the man with a pistol is a dead man’. Lets find out.»
—-Is this sit-​down restaurant better than a taco truck? Yes.
Authentic Mexican food? No.
Authentic Suburban America Mexican restaurant? Yes. Examples: Customers typical casual, and the chips contain a few red and green ones. Traditional Mexican music (I love it). —-
The Man With No Name: «Crazy bellringer was right, there’s money to be made in a place like this.»
—-Daily lunch specials under $ 10, but dinners over $ 10. This is the second location of the chain. Everything still looks new and clean, and a well-​oiled machine. —-
The Man With No Name: «I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.»
—- Menu has a lot of options, and contains pictures of many items. So, making a selection may take some time, and it is tempting to try something different. — -
[after The Man With No Name saved Marisol and her family and gave them money]
Marisol: «Why do you do this for us?»
—-Complementary snack:
–o– Chips thick and non-​greasy (4.5)
–o– Red salsa (small bowl) is medium hot, slightly chunky (enough to pile a maximum ³⁄₈ inch pile on a chip) — (3.8625)
–o– Queso (small bowl); bland, but don’t just take it: if asked, waitress can bring fresh slices of jalapeño (3.5) — -
Joe: «You see, I understand you men were just playin’ around, but the mule, he just doesn’t get it. Of course, if you were to all apologize… «
[The other men laugh]
Joe: «I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.»
—- My order: Beef fajitas, served so steamy you would think you walked out of the house in August heat. Served with a big bowl of tasty borracho beans, and a bowl of rice, the sizzling plate had lots of beef and grilled onions, but it was tough to bite through due to the rubberbandy ligament strings, a sign they cooked it too fast. That would make sense, since they served it within 5 minutes. I told the waitress and she said «sorry, I’ll let them know», but behind the trained customer-​friendly smile, I got the feeling she was laughing on the inside. — -
The Man With No Name: [Before a gunfight, to the undertaker.] «Get three coffins ready.
The Man With No Name: [After same gunfight, to the undertaker] «My mistake: four coffins.»
—-Lunch servings usually are about 2 loaded tacos worth, this place serves enough for 3. — -
Chico: «Our orders are to make sure he does not die … but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.»
—- I ate too much and it made for a bloated afternoon, but I did not get food poisoning. — -
Esteban Rojo: «My name is Esteban Rojo, my bother asked me to… what are you doing?»
The Man With No Name: «Moving.»
Esteban Rojo: «Don’t you know all our men sleep here with us?»
The Man With No Name: «Well that’s all very cozy, but I don’t find you men all that appealing.»
—-The padded benches are comfortable, but it was time to get back to work. — -