Pumptown Tavern

In the last year that the new ownership has taken over there gas only been 1 quality dancer who has come and gone due to the fact they mistreat the dancers which should be their main priority! These girls never last long when they are of 9 – 10 statue because of the abuse the «owner» thinks they should endure. She is horribly abusive to dancers, training security to even talk to them like mere garbage. After a YEAR you would think she would wise up… but unfortunatly her snobbery is her worse enemy.
They begged their vest dancer Rosella to come back for a year while she danced elsewhere. She came back and it gave guys like me who are local patrons hope. She was a near perfect 10 even in her tad but older age but her personalable appeal was grand making every customer feel special. Too bad they fucked their chance of retaining some good vibes with thus talented dancer who could entertain about 6 guys in the room at once, giving everyone equal attention and supplying unbelievable private dances.
If they had 1 or 2 more girls like Rosella they might have a chance but instead choose to rip her off on her dance money, have security treat her like a piece of rubbish and run get out for the 2^nd time. I heard she is back at Cloud 9 in Harleysville. It’s worth the trip because this place is a true dump.

Good time go-​go bar, not a sterile gentleman’s club.
Relaxed atmosphere.

I’m really disappointed they weren’t open on Thanksgiving total downer. I wanted to bring the boys and do what we do, Dog Pound 2015, SPRING CITY FOR LIFE

This place used to be fun. Been there twice in the past 2 months and was dead inside each time. The girls are average but just no atmosphere any longer. I believe it’s under new ownership? Drink prices are reasonable but you can no longer smoke in there. That’s a minus from me. Yet it’s the only strip bar in Chester County. Go to Just Enuff in Norristown it’s not that far from pump town but has more of a «party» atmosphere.

This place rules. I don’t think they ever have a cover. Prices on drinks are average bar prices. Cool staff and great girls. Just a fun neighborhood titty bar.

The Basics:
No Cover day of visit
Beers for $ 4.50
The Pumptown Tavern is one room neighborhood titty bar, about 30×45 feet in size, with a square bar surrounding a smallish one-​pole main stage. Towards the back of the club a small, slightly elevated satellite stage abuts the DJ booth (where the girls select their songs). The dressing room and (I assume) couch dance room are adjacent to the DJ booth (just up a few stairs from the main floor). The décor of this club is gray and black with accent coax cable running along the walls to the seven or so TVs as well as several security cameras. For a bit of variety there is a fish tank just to the right of the front door. So it’s a bit divey. I’m ok with divey. I’ve had a good time at divey clubs. This just isn’t one of them.
This club struck me as poorly run. I tried to give it the benefit of the doubt at first since it was an off night and there were only six to eight customers present, but there were just too many strikes against it.
Problem #1– Empty Stage: A dancer was coming off stage just as I walked in. It was more than ten minutes before another one went up. After one song with an empty stage I looked around to see if anyone was walking up to hop on. I decided to start a timer to see how long it took. Just over nine minutes later a girl took to the pole. That’s a long time to sit around without entertainment in a strip club. I thought that I would sit back, relax and enjoy the music only…
Problem #2– Dead Air: Several times, SEVERAL TIMES, during the numerous gaps between dancers, a song would end and… nothing. Nothing would come on. No one would move toward the DJ booth to put on some more music. Not the dancers, not the bartender, not the security guy, not even the manager-​ish guy walking around in the beat up t-​shirt. Have you ever sat in a strip club without music? It’s there for a reason.
Now to the girls. There were four on shift. Taken as a group they were below average for dancers. One was thick and a bit shapeless, a 2 – 3 at best, another thicker girl had a cute face but still rated about a 4. A toned girl rated a 5 – 6 (maybe she deserves a bonus point for going full nude. A nice surprise.) and one fairly stacked white girl, thicker than the last but with curves in all the right places, was probably a 6 – 7, at least for me but I do favor girls with her shape. It also didn’t hurt that the girls she was with that evening were a hodgepodge of «meh…». I would have gone for a dance with her but she was quick to take her tip and move on. They were mildly friendly when they came around for tips but mostly chatted with each other and the barmaid. I decided that listening to the radio while I drove home (No dead air there!) sounded more entertaining so I cut my losses and left. Yeah, not coming back.

What’s not to like: No pasties, no cover when I went & yes alcohol is served at reasonable prices. The performers were all charming young ladies with generally a tasteful amount of piercings and tattoos & I thought they all selected really good non-​cheesy music. The building itself has a road house vibe to it. Inside there is one stage surrounded by a bar, so you can’t ‘make it rain’ which is a good thing. The girls come around the bar after their show for tips, some are happy with a single and some will coerce you playfully for more. Standard bar foods is available but keep in mind they know you don’t come here for the food, it’s served as a convenience, although the wings were very good. I will definitely be coming back.