Tuolumne County Jail

WOW! It’s been awhile since I have had the pleasure of staying here but oh the memories! Custom chauffeur service whisks you to the private underground entrance to a heart warming greeting by the nicest assortment of attendants with warm smiles and the most awesome sense of humor. A photographer is on hand to provide you a one of a kind souvenir of your experience! I do recall that the the padded wall paper was not as fluffy as I would have liked it but otherwise the drunk tank was top notch! Have I mentioned the food? Good lord they must recruit their chefs from Le Cordon Bleu. Tasting their cake I thought I was at a swanky wedding. Tres magnifique! Guests are fitted in the most fashionable couture for their entire stay. I can not believe AAA has not given this place 5 Diamonds.