ME

I am one of the top up and coming designers within the automotive industry, I have been involved in the automotive market since the early 80’s.
I have always had a great passion for life, especially when it comes to cars.
With my «hands on» approach from actually designing the cars to working side by side with a team of family and friends, I always have been one to think outside the box and try concepts no one else would.
Over the years me and my talented team have been responsible for designing and building many high profile vehicles, showcasing their creative talents on numerous Scions, VW’s Chevrolet’s and Fords. Koshak has been commissioned to build cars for Scion Corp, Varad international and Vibe Car Audio to list a few.
Team Koshak has brought innovative car design to the forefront for these major companies, as well as many other top brands in the automotive industry.
we expand our goals for these companies, each and every year to reach out to thousands of consumers, spectators, and fellow car enthusiasts through shows, the Internet, magazine coverage, SEMA and national television.
oh and I Unilocal a bit.

Against the grain, yet so much fun.

Me :)
I don’t like to brag at all. So I keep it real like I always do.
I’m just a irregular guy, who does things my own way. I don’t like to follow the crowds or do what everybody else is doing. «If everybody can have it, then I don’t want it» It’s a cool quote I still use today. I prefer to go left when the masses are going right. I don’t mind swimming against the current. I love the challenges that life has to offer.
Don’t get it twisted, I’m not a lone wolf. I just prefer to be the Alpha male of the Wolf pack. Surround myself with positive people and weed out fairweather friends. One thing, I can never tolerate is a «FAKE FRIEND».
So if our paths ever cross I’ll most definitely be grateful to have met you.
Sincerely VD still enjoying the simple things of life.

I’ll take that shot, a chance to talk all about myself… Glad I found this and glad you did too.
I can tell you who I am and what I’m all about that’s been my stock-​in-​trade all along it’s simple. «I am who I am» just like God told Moses when he sent them back to explain his demands to the Egyptians. I always ask for what I want precisely and directly because I want to be precise and give you the chance to work with me.
I am the David of Psalms 27:1−4 and I don’t fear the world or what it has to throw at my house for I will dwell in the house of the Lord.
I am the Paul who wrote «If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing» and I temper my words when writing about a subject because it matters to those it matters to.
What I do is sell. I’ve kind of been doing that for a long time.
While I’m pretty good at it I am always looking for a new trade; always looking for any new thing to sell and if you got something you need to push give me a yell. I want to hear about it.
I started using Unilocal! just to practice my writing skills and make sure that I was still on point. I could do what I need to do when it’s time to do it and that’s tell the truth about what you’re selling. Tell the truth about who you are, how you do things and let everybody know the truth. Be kind when I walk through your door; I am your guest, treat me accordingly. Otherwise, I may be offended and tell the truth about you.
Anything less than being ME is doing a disservice to you the reader, so allow me to wander a bit and explore your business for all who wander are not lost.
(Tolkien and Scripture in the same Unilocal review… who’d have thunk it!)
Thanks again for reading my review!

ME
I’m a lucky chick. I have my family, a great hubby, a few good friends, a job, my health and a roof over my head. I’m f’in blessed and VERY grateful.

Props to this creative review idea.
This is one of those fun reviews, I will pretend like it’s all about me, just for fun and giggles. But, you all know my real thoughts.
Song parody of Tha Dogg Pound’s 1995 hit song «New York»
I love the edible
Im lyrical
You can’t see me
Like Fiji
To see me
Is gonna take a miracle
Im driving Unilocal mofo’s hysterical
With a tough of this twista
Review and mix uh
What I dictate resonates
Creating appetizing mind state
They label my vocabulary condusive
I pack more power than Confucius
My medley!
Induce you like Medusa
With thoughts to be read
To the minds of the Unilocalers from East to West
Throughout this atmosphere
Far and near
Prepare, catch me dining in the winter
Up against a restaurant dish as I enter
Cause I get heated with diction
I am a Unilocal jurisdiction
Unilocal reviews are fact not fiction
Carbohydrate addiction
To this caloric recital
Dangerous but vital
With spin like vinyl
Like Billy Idol, wild thoughts conveys
To the many outstanding Unilocalers these days
Im already to get reviewing
Take ten bites and I’m the first Unilocaler spewing
I give a what, about restaurant name
What they claim
Or why we came
Just let your food explain
Simply
Don’t tempt me
Cause I’m simply
Laying out reviews a plenty
The invicible Vince V

Me:
I like long walks on the beach, watching sunsets, cuddling in the sand and poking dead things with a stick. But don’t worry all my shots are current and my bark is definitely louder than my bite so you needn’t worry about the rabies; If you’re worried about germs I’ll shake your hand with my prehensile tail instead.
I can imagine the two of us meeting by chance in the subway… you glance my way, I yours. You’re suddenly overwhelmed with thoughts of eternal joy, somehow deep inside you, you know you’ve met your soul mate… tears of joy overwhelm and you’re electrified by the prospect of a colorful and bright future with ME. Our eyes lock, yours sparkling deep blue as I approach and say: «Yo wassup, can I have a dollah!!!»

For all you mo fo’s that swear it’s all about you,
I just got one thing to say:
There is only one… and that’s ME!
Your Homegirl,
Violy

I’m Mr. Beautiful, ’nuff said.
C’mon. Who can have a beauty off with his reflection in the mirror and win?
ME.
That’s right… ME.
When I’m out and about, the clouds part and the sun shines. Clearly, the universe is reciprocating my positive vibes and is smiling upon me.
I am awesomeness incarnate and beauty personified.
I am Mr Beautiful.

Yes ME, Lisa H.
Charming, funny, loyal, cute, crazy, and fearless. I love my ME time, my BF, my puppy, and our home. I love tor read, write, run, hike, Unilocal,and chill at the dog park. When I grow up I want to be a writer. I’m protective of the ones I care about, and completely intolerant of thugs, gang bangers, and anyone else who thinks being ghetto is cool. I love movies, anything supernatural, mystic, or magical. I’m a Pieces and the year of the Dragon!
Although clearly fabulous (JK), I have my flaws. I sleep in late, spend a TON of time Unilocaling, treat my puppy better than most of my friends, and really need a better job (this one does not allow me to spoil myself, the Puppy, or my BF the way I know we deserve).
I could absolutely (not) be more considerate of homeless. I should (not) give them each a dollar and a smoke just because they demand it (That should only add up to about $ 20 and a pack of smokes a day right?) rather than telling them to go F— themselves.
And I know I’d be happier if I chased my dream to write kids books a little more than I have since graduating college. And perhaps adult fiction as well.
Oh, and like every woman out there, there are things about my appearance I’d like to improve. AND lose 10lbs. HAHA
Ok, but seriously.
I give myself 5 stars because really what would it say about me if I gave myself 3 stars? Or even 4? I may not be perfect but I have the most amazing man who wants to marry ME. Who loves me and gives me the world.

I am hurtful, I am scared, I am judgmental, and I do not know how to trust a human being who does not don my last name.
Nonetheless, according to the last poll of hot bitches, I am still very awesome and remain a 5-​stars kind of guy.

I’m not that impressed with the way my life turned out. I thought by now I’d be living in a double wide, nursing several adult children born out of wedlock whose illegitimacy would be surpassed only by their proclivity to open my beer cans with their remaining tooth.
Ahh, dreams deferred.

Sassy. Fun. Warm. Cute. Crazy.
You’ll love ME (minus my feet…)

3 stars= «A-​OK» So I had to do it b/​c I’m Ashley OOOOOOOO
I get better with age, just like alcohol.
wine. I mean just like wine…

I’ve been to paradise but I’ve never been to me.

(The address is subject to change, so beware.)
Everything is delicious and make sure you ride all the attractions before you leave.
PS
Off season, you can sometimes get a 2 for 1 deal.

If I were to write a TOTALLY honest review about myself it would be instantly flagged, removed, incinerated and would make babies cry.
Yes, it’s that good…

I’m indecisive. I think.

Thinks too much.
Doesn’t say enough.
Pokes too much.
A spazz.
A hedonistic lecher in need of constant gratification in order to continually gauge worth and/​or existence.
I was going to give ME three stars, so I’ll add another for modesty.

what else could i write about upon my 200^th review other than my own bad self — seriously.
there is nothing in this world that compares to me.
there is only one me in this entire universe and i rock!
so behold ME in all of my glory!
Walt Whitman could not have written it any better:
Song of Myself
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I CELEBRATE myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
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did you think old Walt was writing his poem — Song of Myself about himself? WRONG! FAIL!
he was writing it about me. he saw my light way into the future and i was the muse to his pen.
not to mention that the guy had a mad crush on me. can you blame him?
no, you can’t — ’cause i rock!
you may be asking yourself, if i rock so much — then why did i only give myself 4 stars?
listen up you troglodyte pin heads, as awesome as i am, there is still room for improvement. i need to lose at least 20 lbs. i’ve got this thinning hair problem while at the same time, unwanted body hairs are sprouting up in places i would have never imagined possible for hair to sprout up.
that’s what makes me so awesome — i know who i am.
that’s what separates ME from the rest of you.
old Walt said it best:
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Trippers and askers surround me,
People I meet, the effect upon me of my early life or the ward and
city I live in, or the nation,
The latest dates, discoveries, inventions, societies, authors old
and new,
My dinner, dress, associates, looks, compliments, dues,
The real or fancied indifference of some man or woman I love,
The sickness of one of my folks or of myself, or ill-​doing or loss
or lack of money, or depressions or exaltations,
Battles, the horrors of fratricidal war, the fever of doubtful news,
the fitful events;
These come to me days and nights and go from me again,
But they are not the Me myself.
Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am,
Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary,
Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest,
Looking with side-​curved head curious what will come next,
Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it.
Backward I see in my own days where I sweated through fog with
linguists and contenders,
I have no mockings or arguments, I witness and wait.
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so take notes kiddos and see if you can keep up with ME and stop following me around asking silly questions. sometimes i need some downtime and a little quiet time to myself.
as much as i rock, sometimes it ain’t easy being me, but you only be yourself one time upon this earth and it’s the only only self that you get — so be the best self that you can be… like my bad self.
ok, all this shouting out, song of myself stuff has gotten me a little weary. i need to take a break for a second.
enough of me talking about me.
why don’t you talk about me?