Club Woo

Club Woo is the absolute best of all time! Nothing compares. TanWoo is more hospitable then hospitals!

WOOHOO FOR CLUB WOO! Let me tell you what it do… This place sure beats the hell out of every other club in Santa Clarita. If I could give this place 7 stars out of 5 I would. Not once have I had a rebarbative experience when coming here. Its fulsome with gustatory delights that would be sure to please the fussiest of clients. Many hosts these days can be platitudinous yet Tanner is of the loquacious nature. His advice will have you doing a complete 180 (if your life is a mess that is) and pretty soon you will see every aspect of your life turn into hubristic accomplishments. Do I need more lavish adjectives that you’ve never heard of to get my point across??? WOOO!

As the proprietor’s brother, I’ve walked in on a party or two at Club Woo. I must say that even if I didn’t live there, I’d be a regular. A place definitely deserving of the 5 stars.

I’ve been coming to Club Woo regularly for the last few months. Service is always top notch. Tanner’s one of the most gracious hosts I’ve ever met. He’s the definition of ‘hospitality’. I’d give 5 stars for this alone.
Food is always just a 15 minute pre-​heated oven away. The spread is a good blend of drunk treats mixed with nostalgia, ranging from dino nuggets to pizza bites, bagel or roll-​style. Whatever you end up getting, you won’t be let down. Oh, and it’s FREE! Can’t beat that. 5 stars.
How can you make Club Woo even better? Only by sharing these bliss experience with friends. One night here and you’re guaranteed to make a memory.
I’m a guest for life.