This turtle tryna get the D so bad it made a restaurant just to try and claim this holy staff. I came in lookin for some jalepeno poppers and this old ass turtle behind the desk said«ayo ma drop those shorts first» and I’m like nayyyyyyyy(especially bc I had on my legging shorts and they make the cake look juicy, not tryna give this yurtle the turtle lookin mf any ideas). I ordered a brew just to see what the hype was abt. It was aight not great. I was boutta slide out and get away from this thirst tortoise but the bar mints they had on the counter were POPPINAF. LIKEDAMNWTFDIDJESUSJUSTSLAMDUNKONTHEDEVILWHATARETHESELILWHITETHANGS. 5⁄5
Jimmy H.
Classificação do local: 5 Sarasota, FL
My favorite bar in Gulf Gate! Decent prices, loud music, pool tables, darts, LOTS of TV’s, golf arcade games, a boxing game, and super friendly bartenders. Way less douche bags than the rest of the bars, too. Great hangout spot!
Jaime c.
Classificação do local: 5 Jersey City, NJ
Love the Thirsty Turtle! Dive bar extraordinaire! Double dart board, double pool tables, cheap drinks, fun specials(buy 4 shots get a t-shirt!!!) What more can you ask for?!?
Anika M.
Classificação do local: 4 Los Angeles, CA
ahh the Thirsty Turtle. Used to come here often. Always a great time with friends. Favorite part is the juke box; my friends and I would put in a bunch of money and have the perfect soundtrack for the evening. The bartenders are all really cool, and drinks are priced well. They also have a punching bag machine that tells you how hard you punch, and the guys tend to flock to it and spend the evening competing. I miss starting my night of bar crawling here. haha
Don L.
Classificação do local: 4 Chicago, IL
We visited again Monday night 3÷2÷09, and were treated great. This place is hidden in the Gulf Gate Area. The bartender was awesome, noticed after my first drink I didnt like a straw, but did like a lime, and every drink after was to my liking. Something little, but it goes a long way, especially for industry people. I could do with out all the country music that played, when no one put money in the jukebox. So I put a 5 spot in, and problem was fixed. We like the joint!