Wheatman John & Associates

My Darling Unilocalers, I am sure you have all asked yourself, «What gives a fashionable French girl pleasure?» (And there are so many beauteeeeful ways to answer that question…) One of the easiest ways to give her pleasure is to make love to her in a well-​decorated room! What is more divine than to climax while surrounded by a subtle palette of beige and chocolate browns– with an expertly placed fern or art object– or a beauteefully carved bedpost to grab onto. Everyone in San Francisco knows that John Wheatman is the best when it comes to elegant, understated décor. Just to wander through his exquisite and serene Union St. shop exites me. Ah, if only all of our lovers could have such taste!