Delirium

Really bad service and attitude from everyone that works here. Must be a locals only bar that caters to other douche bags.

It’s a fun place to have a drink. Bartenders can be rude. They are pissed off if you try to get their attention. Doesn’t matter if busy, or slow

Extremely gross. Bouncer was rude and think he’s the shit. No! You are just a short white, dumb asshole with anger issue and no one will respect you. Bartenders are mostly friendly. The bar itself is small and smells. The drinks are cheap, small and water down. This place trying to be a cheap dive bar but instead they make themselves trashy and ghetto. Only boring people and bros come here. Failed. I used to come here more often years ago with my friends. It was bad already. But now this just became my least favorite bar in the mission. Delirium was those bar where you just get one drink then you can move on to the next bar. Now I won’t even bother to go in. Why would I go to a bar full of assholes, ugly bitches and bros again? I live and partying for 7 years in sf. I would just say this placed had changed and it is not worth going anymore.

This place is to alcohol what a crackhouse is to drugs: a dark, depressing place full of depressing people who sit around getting obliterated and talking about nothing. Shit like this is why I moved out of the Midwest.

It’s ok. Overall it’s worth $ 0 cover and may be fun at that level.

Drinks are dirt cheap and they play super fun music. When you just want a low-​key spot where you can dance to oldies + hip hop, Delirium’s your spot.
Also, if you order a martini, they give you two glasses of drinks (one glass can’t accommodate their pours). And I think a martini costs approximately $ 4.
Like I said, cheaaaaaaaaap drinks. Dirty bathrooms. Pool table. All you’d expect and more in a good dive.

Overall really fun place! My friend suggested for my birthday after an event — cheap drinks, good area to hang out and talk, then dance floor in the back was great too. The dj that night was pretty pretentious, wouldn’t take a song request for my birthday (or any at all) I thought that was rude. Other than that a good time

After bar hopping in the mission it seems as if this is the place to end up at towards the end of your evening. After coming here many times of course because my drunk friends left me no other option I have finally came to the conclusion that I am not crazy about this place. Bouncers are rude, there’s ALWAYS fights out front (causing me to not want to return for safety purposes), they yell at you for sitting on the curb while waiting for your lyft, drinks suck, service sucks, the crowd is annoying-​smelly-​and rude, and music USED to be good now it’s just stupid (not to mention that WHOLE back room smells like a dead homeless person and is a HUGE clusterfuck.)
Save yourself, go somewhere else, you’re welcome.

Yet another Mission dive bar. Not too impressed. We were actually waiting to eat next door at Monk’s Kettle, but they were at max capacity so we decided to grab a drink here in the meantime. I will say the happy hour price is GOOD. We were there on a Sunday night and all the draft beers were only $ 4, what a steal!
The bartender was not attentive, it took awhile for us to order our drinks. And then our friend came out of the bathroom and it took awhile for him to get his drink too. We were trying to figure out how much it cost for way too long and got ignored a bit. I was trying to be friendly but maybe he was just having a bad day?
It’s kind of dirty/​grungy, which is the typical mission dive bar appeal. Worth stopping for a happy hour drink but not somewhere I would hang for awhile.

Used to be a great spot to dance in the back. Now is overcrowded and the music changed. Crowd has gotten shady. Drinks are overpriced and bad. Most people come here on Friday nights after they have already been drinking, resulting in the adjacent street being full of puke. Bouncers are obnoxious, was yelled at for sitting on the curb nearby when I was not even a patron of the bar. RIP Delirium.

I like this bar. I like to start my nights off here in Delirium and then venture further out in the Mission. The $ 3 mystery shots are always interesting, the crowd is great for people watching, and the bartenders could give two flying effs about any of it. The drink prices are low for San Francisco, keep in mind 90% of the Mission is cash only so don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s fine for what it is.
Yes, it’s not technically clean… There’s no mirror in the women’s restroom probably because someone smashed it at some point? Yes, I would describe the crowd as being border line pretentious/​hipster-​y. But I’ve never had any issues with the patrons here! They have seating around the bar, tables with high chairs and a corner booth, there’s a pool table, and a back room where there’s music and more tables with room to dance. Really can’t complain.
I had one incident here recently though where the bartender targeted us and kept accusing us of ordering a drink when we hadn’t… I assumed some drunk girl had ordered it and then run off, forgetting that she had ordered. We tried to explain this to him, but he then counter attacked with «THIS AIN’T THE ORIENTAL AISLE» which was crazy to me, even for the Mission. Whatever.
Delirium, you be crazy sometimes. *shrug*

My favorite bar in the Mission.
Bartenders are awesome, and can make damn good drinks. The ultimate dive bar you want to slink into whenever in town.
Check out the bathrooms ;)

I go more on the afternoon’s/early evenings… But this is one of the gems of the Mission… The Bartenders can actually pour! Fair prices, pool, TV’s, Jukebox make it a winner for me when I’m in town!
If you’re a club kid they do have DJ’s several nights a week in the back. No idea about that cuz it’s not my scene, but I do like the bartenders there. My 2 cents!

Dive bar in the mission. Dark lighting with regular patrons who might give you a scowl or two if you don’t have a facial piercing.
Pros: Good music selection on the jukebox. $ 1 pool table and generally people who are down to play if you just want a pick up game. Mediocre beer selection.
Cons: As usual, the beer is overpriced and the patrons have an extra dose of that weird too-​good-​for-​you attitude that is all too prevalent in the Mission. The bouncers have an especially uninviting attitude.

There’s a ripe sense of self entitlement and everything wrong with San Francisco can be found here. If you don’t have facial hair or dress like you jumped head first into the dumpster behind the good will you will be treated as an outcast here.
Bartender only served his hipster friends and waved me off when I called him over. When he did finally come over, I was over it, so I told him to fuck off and the sensitive little girl called the bouncer to kick me out! Eh, maybe I shouldn’t have told him to fuck off but I have no regrets dude was a self entitled man child. I REGRET NOTHING

How am I the duchess here right now?
This place is one of my favorite divey, dancing bars. Always a mixed crowd.
One time I came on a weekday and saw a homeless guy trying to steal some bottles. Hahaha.

Delirium is the kind of place my friends and I go when we’re already a few drinks into the evening. We want a change of scenery, but feel stumped as to which Mission bar to indulge in a second round. For some reason, Delirium is usually one of the first bars suggested. Perhaps I have really grimy hipster friends, but I have no qualms about that.
It’s a classic example of a dive bar. The interior is really dark, so it might be a good place to bring a casual first date (unless you’re going for something more romantic). The music wasn’t too loud, so it was easy to carry on a conversation without screaming at each other.
Drinks are cheap, but poorly executed. We ordered whiskey gingers, and the consensus was that they do not use ginger ale, but a mix of Coke and Sprite. It was more obvious with my friend who ordered a ginger back for her shot of whiskey. I tried a sip and pretty much gagged.
Speaking of gagging… the bathrooms. Yeah. Enough said.
The crowd was pretty much all dudes, with a few cute dogs sprinkled into the mix. I pet someone’s pup (without asking, sorry!), and they did not seem very enthused about it. My bad. When I get a little buzz, I often throw common courtesy out the window and just go in straight for the puppy cuddles. I apologize to them in this Unilocal review and hope that I can exercise better behavior on my next night out.

All you need to know: $ 3 MYSTERY SHOTS.
Okay, we later found out it was Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, but still…$ 3 shots?! Damn.
Side note. Their Moscow Mule is considerably lighter than Unicorn’s. Ehhh.

The «ALL YOU BITCHEZ ARE HERE 4 DAT SK8R DICK» in the bathroom stall is everything.
you only go to Delirum to get shitty, that is all.

Ok so from the outside not really sure what you will get. But after desperately needing a beer and a bathroom decided to give it a shot.
So it’s a cash only bar, with a good selection of beer. And a very well stocked full bar. Two beers for under $ 10! My kind of place! It is your normal dive bar but if you don’t need fancy this place is great for a drink.