Coca Cola Superslide

Anyone who goes to a ballgame with me must try this slide at least once. The tall slide is super fun!
It’s not just for kids you know. And kids come in all ages sometimes –who wants to grow up anyway?. :)

Eh, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Was at the Giants/​Dodgers game last night, and when a friend who was with me suggested we spend the 7^th Inning Stretch sliding down the enormous faux Coca Cola Bottle situated on the mezzanine atop the left field foul pole, I happily obliged. I mean, who doesn’t like a slide, right? Well, this slide is a lot like a PT Cruiser. Looks kinda cool, but when you put the pedal to the metal and realize it’s just a shell with a 4-​banger engine, it’s a bit of a letdown.
I have no idea how someone found just cause to file a lawsuit against AT&T Park after an injury inside the slide, because it’s the sssslllllooooowwwwweeeessssst slide in playground history. How can someone possibly get hurt? In fact, it was so slow, I actually had to crawl out of the bottom of it because I didn’t generate enough speed to even hit the ground floor. I can’t help but guess it’s a frivolous claim that’ll be thrown out in due time. All the defense has to do is suggest the judge take a slide for himself, and when he realizes it’d take an Act of God to actually obtain any semblance of a boo-​boo, the verdict will be sealed.
If you really need to fulfill a lifetime desire, go ahead and give ‘er a go. Otherwise, just grab a $ 9 Budweiser and a juicy Sheboygan and enjoy the game.