Charles T. Jensen

Thank God I read prior Unilocal reviews, otherwise I would have been in shock. Charles, is rude, condescending, abrasive, and will cut you off in mid sentence if he thinks you are off on a tangent.
On the good side he is one hell of a lawyer that is always on his ‘A’ game. He is a Pit Bull in court who knows exactly what he is doing to get a quick speedy decision in favor of his clients.
Knowing that I can go back to Charles anytime for help with an eviction is a huge relief. I would easily recommend Charles to anyone looking for a real estate lawyer. If you can past having a lawyer that will not be your BFF, Charles is your man.

Absolute Gift of a lawyer wrapped up in a pretty bow. I tried to perform an eviction myself, In retrospect that was the WORST possible action. I think the courts beauracratic desk jockeys get off on misdirecting average joes. Dont’ do that to yourself. Mr Charles Jensen Esquire is worth every penny. I wouldn’t use anybody else. Seriously I feel 10ft tall and bulletproof now that I know that I have him in my arsenal should a tenant ever go «sideways»… Note: Have all paperwork in hand and ready, do your homework before showing up, don’t go in to talk about your cat, feelings or politics. He is not your BFF, This guy DOES NOT FOOL AROUND. he is no joke and will melt your face off, and you will love it because watching Charles Jensen Esquire work is like watching a hydrogen bomb go off at close range, It will vanquish your enemies, It will instill a sense of beauty in it’s destructive ability, hell it will whiten your teeth the hard way, but in the end you will be left with a clean slate, which is way more than the enduring nightmare that brought you in to his office in the first place. You have been warned.

I am a Realtor and I recommend Mr Jensen whenever I have clients and associates with tenant issues. He can be abrupt, and I tell my clients and associates that, but he is good. Very good. He and Bonnie have evictions down to a science. They will educate you thoroughly and you will leave his office knowing exactly what to expect in the next few weeks. If you are a no nonsense person you will not understand what everyone is talking about and will have no trouble with Mr Jensen. If you are upset by your circumstances and/​or tend to be more emotional in your decisions you will leave a meeting with him a bit bruised but with a full understanding that your problems are soon to be over. He is a five star lawyer.

I called Charles Jensen’s office after I saw how efficient and in control he was in a court eviction proceeding. I too was evicting a tenant but was represented by
another lawyer. My eviction process dragged on for weeks and weeks with delays, and offers of money to the tenant to vacate, unnamed tenants were never addressed, it was very frustrating. Yes, Charles Jensen was gruff but, if you want a streamlined eviction with no bull, this is the guy. Charles and Bonnie provided me with careful guidance and support when I believed I would never be able to remove tenants from my house. Bonnie answered my endless questions. They provided me with new rental agreements that will cover me in future tenant dealings. I contacted them in a bit of a panic and they exceeded my expectations.

I would like to start off by saying that Charles Jensen is not for the thin skinned. He is at times (okay all of the time) rude, abrupt, condescending, pompous, etc. However, when you need him to evict a tenant, he gets the job done! I’ve met with him several times. Once I realized that he didn’t hate me and just happens to talk to everyone like they are a babbling infant, I decided he is actually a hell of a good lawyer. I have dealt with him now on a few evictions, and could not be more pleased with his services.

I called the offices of Mr. Jensen to make an appointment in regards to an eviction that was more complicated than just removing a tenant. Mr. Jensen came on the phone and the next ten minutes were mind numbing. He was rude, called me «sweetheart» and «honey», talked over me, and was condescending. I did not expect to have a phone «interview,» was quite willing to make an appointment and pay a fee. I guess I would say the only good thing about this experience was it did not cost me anything. When I asked him if he was having a bad day he said «no, I’m always like this.» What a shame. He obviously has a much higher opinion of himself than is warranted. (The one star rating is only because Unilocal does not allow a zero star rating.)

Charles Jensen knows his business and if you have stubborn tenants, he will get them out! He helped me several years ago and I have heard him speak and he is by no means a «scum bag». If you are dissatisfied with his services it is probably your fault because you didn’t listen to him. If you are the one being evicted, then you will not like him!!!