Phuong D.

This is an easy one.
Phuck Phuong D.
Fast, hard – and degrading. Just like she likes it.

This is the transcript from a lovely woman who PM’d me with this delightful take on my review and me, in general. No pic, one review (2007)… and 0 friends. She’s a keeper!
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Phuong D.
Block User
4 months ago Want to complain about getting a new citizenship? Try it with the USA.
You obviously think that because you have *some* American dollars, you’re qualified to have citizenship in any third world country. Stuck up much? I’ll tell you what, we do need the money, but not from people like you. No thanks.
You don’t even speak Vietnamese for God’s sake. Ever tried to take the American citizenship test without knowing any English? Oh yeah, don’t like Communism? Don’t come. Wanna try telling the American government that you’re pro-​communist? Free Guantanamo Bay express ticket, baby!
The Consulate isn’t my favorite place. I don’t like it, but not for the reasons you described. It’s pathetic that your review was voted so highly, it goes to show the general Unilocal’s audience intelligent quotient.
P/​S: Seen a mirror lately? It’s not just your name, you DO look every bit like a Korean.
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Kim D. 4 minutes ago Hi.
Did you not read my review? I am a war orphan and left Vietnam — evacuated by airlift — at 8 DAYS old. I didn’t have a lot of time to learn the language.
My intent was to acquire DUAL citizenship, because I want to learn more about the beautiful country in which I was born. I am not pro-​Communist — so I have no idea why you are bashing me, because you obviously know not one iota about me, and took my slightly irreverent review completely out of context.
Are you an elitist and a racist? Your closing line is clearly intended to be an insult… and I have absolutely no say in how my craniofacial features played out. I’ve not altered my face in any way… but as a former resident of Orange County and living very close to Little Saigon, I couldn’t walk three paces without seeing a horrible nose jobs, ridiculous anglo-​cized eyes and obvious porn-​star quality boobies.
I come from a loving family that cares about the person, not the borders in which they were born. I have nieces, nephews and cousins of every race, so it appears that we’re inclusive, not xenophobic.
PS: What’s wrong with looking like or being Korean? And I really like your avatar, by the way.
Thanh Loan D.
[legally changed to Kim Loan] by my parents when I was an infant.
Let me know if you’d like their address so that you can bitch at them for being such racist, evil people for adopting a war orphan and choosing another name for her.
PPS: My Korean friends and I would be happy to kick your ass and then get some delicious BBQ.
* factoid: I do actually have *some* American dollars.
* factoid: And, when I returned to Vietnam in 2003, I learned that the currency is called DONG. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I just thought that Tsada would like to know.
Oh, and for all of the *real* Unilocalers — please vote my review of the Vietnamese Consulate General for ROTD, to piss off the Haterade drinkers.