Can You Dog It?

I hope this is the right one. Really do.
Maybe it was all the booze I had. Maybe it was the dinner that I skipped today.
Right outside Koji, there was this cart. A cart with big sign «Bacon hot dog». After running back and forth between koji and loft, the third time (probably) I went out for a smoke, I couldn’t resist anymore and I got a bacon wrapped polish dog.
Damn. It was goooood. yea yea the bacon was not crisp and it was rather flabby. it wasn’t exactly wrapped either. but i don’t care. the polish was the right size, juicy enough, good taste (only put mustard on it). yummmmm
I will have to go get drunk soon again in the exact same order as tonight for this hotdog. And I don’t really wanna try it sober cuz I am afraid it will ruin the perfect taste I had. So those drunk hungry drinkers in downtown sj, check it out.

3.5 Stars.
Good big dog, good choice of condiments at a good price. But the bun was dry, crumbly, and a bit stale. Steam them, man! Moist, warm, fluffy, awesome.
Not bad, but a little effort could make this place craveable. A Chicago Dog option would make this place stalkable…

I ordered a bacon wrapped polish dog. What i ended up getting was a lukewarm polish dog with a couple strips of bacon lazily slapped into the bun.
Here are my complaints:
1.Wrap the effing hot dog with bacon instead of just slapping bacon strips into the hot dog.
2. They don’t have grilled onions, which they freakin should! The onions should be grilled in the bacon fat!
3. The dog was lukewarm.
4. Bacon was cold, not crispy, and flavorless! They need to USE BETTER QUALITY BACON!!!
This cart is a much needed service in the DTSJ nightlife, yet they have much to improve on. They are taking too many short cuts in their preparation and it definitely shows. I’ll give em a break, since they’re still relatively new. But if they want to have a hot dog line longer than the VooDoo lounge next door they need to improve… ALOT.
I wanted a bacon dog. i ended up with $ 5 worth of insulting flavors.
And yeah, I don’t dog it. i don’t dog it at all…

I tried this place on impulse because a) I forgot to bring my lunch with me and b) I only had 3 dollars.
Before I start, I just want to point out that the last two 5 star reviews seem a little fishy to me, considering the fact that reviewer #1 only has 1, five-​star review and the other one got free food and was shown how to skateboard… hmmmm…
Fake reviews aside, I feel that this is a sub-​par hot dog stand. I didn’t even have high expectations for this cart, and I was still let down. I ordered 1 small hot dog for 2 dollars and here’s what I thought:
+ They have sauerkraut as well as the standard toppings (ketchup/​mustard)
= For 3 dollars you can get a combo which is a hot dog, chips, and canned soda. Buying those separately from Safeway = $ 2.25
— Hot dog was served luke warm. I wanted a HOT dog.
— It was waaaay small. You BET I piled on the free sauerkraut to get my revenge.
— For $ 2.00, it was definitely not worth it.
There’s not much more I can really say. Who wants a small, overpriced, cold, straight-​from-​the-​package, hot dog? Probably no one.
I took a gamble upon trying this place and it was a bad choice. I have definitely tried better hot dog stands.
At this point I will have to say that «I CANNOT dog it!»

Awesome looking hot dog stand in the heart of San Jose Downtown… fast, great service and of course. the best tasting hot dogs!